Day 9 - Helga Burton #blaseball

Watcheth ye this space, for we are preparing announcements most exciting.

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Had a really sad incident today where a blaseball I was playing with slipped out of my hands and disappeared from existence, but later, I was crawling underneath the chair and I found a completely new blaseball, exactly like the one I had lost! #theuniverseprovides

THE BIG ANCIENT CRAB: in the time before words, my subjects sacrificed themselves en masse in the pursuit of Carcinization. What do you do for the cause? ME: i post tweets THE BIG ANCIENT CRAB: ME: um they're rly good tweets :)

Reminder: please remember that it's _alleged_ defamation until a judge finds Parker guilty

what if Ayanna had corrugated water bottle ankles and they looked like 80s legwarmers send tweet

finished my costume :) the wings are a bit big and hard to fit through doorways though hahHahHAhA! #daleween

Happy Daleween! This is the first of a couple costumes I made, the rest will come throughout the day 😊 Anyway, this is me as a bi-rate! (A pirate, but also bisexual :D) Miami Dale

There's a costume contest happening in #Blaseball and folks are getting dressed up! Happy #Daleween! Miami Dale BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE LA Unlimited Tacos San Francisco Lovers Broken Ridge Jazz Hands

Some Becks #blaseball Miami Dale

Some Wyatt Quitters from yesterday and a bonus NaN #blaseball

WE'VE! GOT! A SHOT!

knight triumphant if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when I’m free #blaseball

Also GO INTER ESPRESSO! 💉💉💉

Congratulations to the Xpresso, who owe some of their victory to both Knight, Gluardian of the Glrail and Parker Meng 🔥😎, we're sure! Huddle Cup, Jitter Cup!

A few players have set themselves apart in the Coffee Cup. Here is my short list for best batters. IX: Baby Doyle Knight, Gluardian of the Glrail Halexandrey Walton Holden Stanton FWXBC: Thomas Dracaena is safe ------ ---- summers preston💨🍗 Nic Winkler

Exciting news! I have rescued this account from its suspension. With that said, I now tweet at KnighTriumphant !