alternate universe in which Sebastian Telephone is never incinerated. instead, he is struck in the head with a fried egg #blaseball ☎️ Sebastian Telephone

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Yesterday marked our single largest spike in membership growth since the very inception of the organization! We’re going to convince The Game Band to REST, and it’s all because of the support each one of you has shown! #LayOffSebastian

This is my fiction podcast production company, and we're releasing our first production tomorrow 🥺 stay tuned!!!

Check out the troupe's cover of Mike Townsend (Hears the Shadows Call) youtu.be/LfVwiubjxy4

#UPDATE 🩸⚾️

BREAKING NEWS: Updated, more powerful, subjectively kinda more useful, and more flexible for us Blaseball.news just dropped. Thank you to Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮 for hosting the beautiful new home of BNN.

If you're wondering how we calculate power rankings?? Hopefully this old article/podcast by Take Me Out To The Blall Game can help explain my process somewhat: blaseballpodcast.com/blaseball-powe…

Whoa, I didn't know about the new blaseball schedule! Thank goodness for this helpful video by Joey T Badger (@badger.cool on Bluesky) youtube.com/watch?v=R2klor…

As I gradually yawn, stretch, and return to blaseball, I discover that the efforts of many wonderful transcribers have completed transcriptions of all 32 TMOTTBG episodes. Many thanks to them, and check out the transcripts on blaseballpodcast.com!

🩸⚾️Open call for playtesters!⚾️🩸 In honor of Blaseball returning, my game Blaseball: The TTRPG Era is ready for first round playtesting! If you & some friends are interested in playtesting core mechanics as a scrappy team of Blaseball stars, please reply or DM me! #blaseball

Happy blaseball, everyone :)

Chorby Short? , Chorby Strong, Chorby Make the Inning Long. #blaseball is a splort where if you have special blood you can make nonsense happen

@saucymincks Welcome, I've been making a whole podcast about it Take Me Out To The Blall Game

Waking up for a minute to say I just auditioned for @blaseballnoir ! Get those auditions in, they're due tomorrow. forms.gle/zwssrMHQDShcTU… you could be next

Actual footage of me auditioning for @blaseballnoir: