After the end #blaseball (1/4)

Blaseball is ending so I would like to revisit the best piece of Blaseball art I ever made bar none. We miss you Logan Horseman 🖤

Why are gay people always talking about "pining?" This is Florida, we don't have pine trees

Haus of Decline Once my mom took me to a place called Dale City for a Pokemon TCG tournament, and their thing was that EVERY street had “dale” in the name. Daleton Way, Strawdale Ct, etc etc. Virginia is the king of small towns.

i woke up this morning in a cold sweat, convinced i had to go work a job in some office where i sit at a computer replying to one email an hour and being bored the rest of the day. imagine my relief upon feeling the handcuffs attached to a pipe in the basement the mafia keeps me

i can't believe i lost my wallet. why does a boat even need an ID? money is fake anyway and now if i want fruity drinks i can't get any without some magical piece of plastic. we should be killing billionaires in the street for this one ngl

*coughs up blood* blaseball is over... i'm going to that big siesta in the sky... *dies* *you bury your face in me, sobbing over my death, only to smell the blood and realise it's actually ketchup* *in your confusion i steal your wallet and run away*

I'm kind of like if a blaseball twitter account was goated. Like if a blaseball twitter account could be cool. I'm like if it was possible for blaseball to be well respected and liked by its peers. I'm like if cool people liked blaseball. You feel me?

Just writing your name, with hearts and sparkles and glitter all around it, in this cool notebook I found ♥😍😊

I think the worst part about "Your Favorite Martian" being rebooted and coming back isn't that Ray William Johnson is making music again, but rather that this joke has been ruined

Remember when a bunch of people were obsessed with the mathematical best way to fit a number of squares in a space? Weird time. Those folks were dedicated to the least fun parties possible

had a dream they made speedboats illegal. it was a lot like richard matheson's "i am legend" but with less subversive commentary on the nature of bigotry and fascism and more steamboats trying to blow me up with rockets

what makes me different from every other blaseball account is that it's been a year and i keep tweeting anyway. no one can stop me, not even a cease and desist from the game band that's never coming

money's been tight this month so i've been ferrying people across the river Thames. real Cats (2019) fans know how to pronounce the name of that one

Surprise! Taco de Mayo 4ever! Come hang out at twitch.tv/citiespod and donate to socalimmigrationproject.org

I hear there's bear repellant at Kodiak, Alaska @walmartspecials @sheets #exilepitbull daleeeeeee!