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🎶 WFLAN 20/20 Splorts 🎶 Good afternoon, I’m the Minkman with your 20/20 splorts update: Breaking news, the trial of the century finally has a date. The 📱New York Millennials📱 will argue their case on Monday, November 9th.

Roger: “A good pair of briefs here, but not much substance for the trail. A shame really.”

Roger: “A different angle here from Hawaiʻi Fridays. I didn’t know that teams benefitted from EtR. This could lead to some interesting Discovery if all BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE teams have to open their books for review.”

Bloomer and Clarton In the Morning, WFLAN 666 AM, New York. Clarton: Goooooddd mooorrrrnniiiiing eeeevvvvrrrryyyboooodddyy! Bloomer and Clarton back on the air! How you doing today Bloom? Bloomer: Doing great Craig-y.

Clarton: Well, Bloom, in one week, just one week the ::deep voice:: trail of the century:: will take place. And let me tell U, I am excited. Bloom: Well, we are all excited to get to court and figure this out. I’ve been looking over the evidence and I don’t know who will win.

Clarton: Now, Bloom, I have some questions about this ev-I-dence. You see this Milk guy? Bloomer: You mean Holden Milk, Esq.? The preeminent shoe thrift attorney? Clarton: Yea dat guy. You read der website? Bloom: No, I haven’t.

Clarton: Holden Milk, Esq. is a HANDFUL OF MILK, Bloom. Literally held by four to ten HANDS! How does a handful of MILK file a brief, I ask ya’s Bloom: I’m not sure Craig my man, but it was a damn good brief. That milk knows his stuff.

Clarton: How does that pile of milk TYPE? Does it have hands, Bloom? How does it talk to ya’s? Bloom: I don’t know Craig-y, but I can say this. That milk has a much higher IQ and brain cells than you ever had in your life!

Mike: “Also, how many playas were KILLED unda his WATCH?” ::pauses:: “His employee, da UM-PIE-YAS, de UMPS have killed so many playas! Including dominic marijuana of da 📱New York Millennials📱! He is and was irreplaceable!”

Mike: “And he’s being SUED by a team in his OWN LEAGUE! And every team, except da Crabs, backs da suit!” ::pauses:: “If dats a good jawb, I hate to see a bad jawb, I’ll tell ya dat!”

Figured I should make one last one in honor of a game that I truly was way too into for over a year. Cya #blaseball it was a fun ride.

I’m still pissed

This still fucking sucks

Am I the only one still enraged?

This one cuts the deepest