heh heh heh, eat dirt Hades Tigers Official Fan Club.

Images that would break a Lovers fan from the Discipline Era's brain if you traveled back in time to show it to them...

is divorce like an underhanded wedding. ?

Interesting... I see the main discord Keepers decided to make all website feedback private, conveniently right after my suggestion that "Incinerations only target straight players during pride" hit 5000+ upvotes ✅...

Blaseball. Am I right?

Fuck. Jon? Are you kidding me? I know I gave the rookie shit, but he did his damnedest to keep me in those shadows. Much respect, you were taken from the league too soon. See you around the Hall someday, I'm sure.

I'm taking the Worms 'All the Way' for Helga.

DAMNIT. I'd be a lot more mad about this championship ring if the entire sun didn't just blow up shortly after. What the hell is going on?

Imagine NOT flying a spaceship right into a blackhole vortex. Like, what are you? Allergic to being cool???

#BLASEBALLUPDATE: Every player has been Released. blaseball.com/released