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I know that I'll hold thine hand again...

Doth anyone know if the umpires are hiring? This black hole is becoming most tiresome without knightly work to do.

well. what a run it's been. farewell BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE. you were something incredibly special. this isn't the last you've heard from us. stay tuned.

One last fire sale, for old time’s sake? Discounts are getting put up live, but everything is pretty much as cheap as we can possibly sell it for. After June 30, we’ll be closing our doors for good. It’s been an honor, y’all 💙 blaseballcares.com

Our limited-stock items are heavily discounted! Help these delicious items leave the warehouse and enter their proper habitat, the homes of Fans 💙

I shall always love ye.

Learning nothing in the long run

...and until the quiet takes us, dream of gentler stars It was a honor to play with you.

I realize mine feed hath devolved largely into bragging of mine spotificous accomplishments, but nevertheless, dream of gentler stars