Truly the best part of Daleween will come in a few days' time when people start saying things like "Oh yes I loved the Jazzhandsoween event" and forget that the Miami Dale were ever involved

Happy Daleween everyone! We decided to dress Baby Doyle up as a bat! His eyes even match the costume’s! He has been spending this Halloween trick or treating in the pocket, but it looks like he may have dropped some candy along the way... ☢️✝️- the nuns

Adults around me: Baby, you need to learn to communicate, like me. That's part of growing up! Also adults around me: I just have so much trouble asking for help. It's really hard to share it with anyone when I'm struggling Maybe I'm not the one who needs to grow up?

A poster for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands for helping us both get the jazz in our hands and get our hands in the game #Blaseball

We are so proud of our Baby Doyle for being selected as a Team Captain for the Inter Espresso! We just hope the rest of the team can understand what he’s trying to say. .. ☢️✝️- the nuns

Let’s go Xpresso! Way to tie things up! We are all love Blaseball and we are all love Xpresso. ☢️✝️- the nuns

Had to limit this to the uh, current official ILB Teams, ha ha. Also darkened some of the pallette colors for the sake of readability and chose based on differentiation. Did my best, for that part. I will not elaborate, unless you ask nicely, maybe. #blaseball BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

Jazz Hands representing! Baby Doyle extends positive words of encouragement (and maybe a smidge of radiation) towards the rest of the inter Xpresso for today’s games! ☢️✝️- the nuns

Way to go Inter Xpresso, Coffee Cup Champions of Blaseball! Baby is so proud of all of you, as are we, the nuns. We are all love coffee and we are all love Blaseball! ☢️✝️- the nuns

Concept: Doylemas. The lights are fluorescent radioactive material in vials and Baby Doyle is on the top of the tree with jazz hands as wings. ☢️✝️- the nuns

"Objects exist even when you aren't looking at them, Baby" Oh yeah? Show me one

An announcement from the Blaseball Cares Legal Team.

Our beloved Baby has a tendency to do that. We may have to put him in a safety harness and a rope. I believe the youth call them “baby leashes”? ☢️✝️- the nuns

pov you are being threatened by a baby #blaseball

do we *really* need bones?

RIV Tammy. You will be very missed. ✝️☢️- the nuns

What a great day to idolize a jazz hand! Baby Doyle is absolutely ecstatic over this development and looks forward to what new blessings may bring. And he has this cool new necklace now? We just hope it’s teething proof as well as fireproof. ☢️✝️- the nuns

No more Baby on Base… ☢️✝️- the nuns