westerosdesign
@westerosdesign
The #1 design agency in Westeros. While you’re busy torturing, whoring & plundering, we’re working on your brand. (Parody) #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros
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Jaime Lannister
@tywinsson
I am Jaime (Fookin) Lannister, Kingslayer. Brother/Lover to Cersei and son of Tywin. Not affiliated with anything but Kingslaying. #FakeWesteros
Seth Meyers
@sethmeyers
Leslie Jones 🦋
@lesdoggg
I’m LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me on tour this Fall she/her❤️
Loras Tyrell
@ser_loras
Mrs. Renly Baratheon. #FakeWesteros's own Knight of Flowers. Flawfree and unaffiliated w/HBO or Game of Thrones.
Daenerys Targaryen
@danytargaryen_
I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
Euron Greyjoy
@euroncrowseye
The only living Kraken that has never known defeat. The only one that has never bent the knee. Not affiliated w/ HBO® or Game of Thrones.
Ser Gerold Dayne
@ser_darkstar
The Knight of High Hermitage. Men call me Darkstar, and I am affiliated with the night. But not with GRRM or Travis Fimmel. #FakeWesteros
Balerion the Tom
@oneearedtom
The Black Dread: old as sin and twice as mean. Just try and affiliate me with anyone. *flattens ear*
Marguerite de Rana
@maggythefrog
I'm the one that cursed Queen Cersei. Now she doesn't show any mercy. Not affiliated with HBO or Game of Thrones. They've breathed life into these old bones.
Fat Pink Dread
@fatpinkmast
the Cunt of Monte Cristo
Ethically Sourced Existential Crisis
@you_there_boy
I used to RP as The Hound's Squire, now I'm just me: #ASOIAF nerd, Cat parent, kitchen designer, booze snob, RPGer #FakeWesteros
Queen of Thorns
@olennaredwyne
Lady #OlennaTyrell. Affiliated with oafs and horsed men knocking down other horsed men with sticks (not with HBO or GRRM). #FakeWesteros #TyrellTroll
House of Black&White
@vahlamorgulis
Bunheads, Game of Thrones, Wire, Deadwood, Mad Men. Archer. NBA.
Viserion Targaryen
@viserion_
Dead, well technically not dead. The Wight Dragon, still cool and rocking it it. Not affiliated with @Gameofthrones or @HBO
Painted Table
@painted_table
The sexiest table in all Westeros. @NicePaintedMap is cool. Not affiliated w#HBO or #GameofThrones inappropriately affiliated Stannis and Melisandre of Asshai
Robb Stark
@kingrobb_stark
Murdered at the Twins. Currently drinking too much in the afterlife and picking out dresses for Greywind. (Parody) #FakeWesteros
Ghost Snow
@ghostthewolf
GrumpyGothDad at Zuck's place. grumpygothdad at Bluesky. see you there. only here for rugby commentary now.
Old Nan
@old_nan_
Telling stories, of knights and wights... Affiliated with the Starks of Winterfell and nobody else. #FakeWesteros
Sansa Stark
@ladyowinterfell
A Stark forever and always, I will never be anyone's puppet ever again. Winter is Coming. #FakeWesteros
Yara Greyjoy
@yohoasha
Look, I'm a Queen. Ironborn and true. If you don't like that then fuck you! Pillaging maidens and hopefully Khaleesi's. #FakeWesteros
The Many-Faced God
@manyfacedgod
aka - The God of Death & Him of Many Faces. Followed by faceless men & women in Essos & Westeros. #ValarMorghulis #ValarDohaeris #GameofThrones #asoiaf
Alicent Hightower
@wellreadalicent
Raised in the Red Keep, close to the king and his innermost circle. Daughter of Ser Otto Hightower, Hand of the King. #FakeWesteros #Alicent #AlicentHightower
Robb Stark
@kingrobbstark_
Robb Stark of Winterfell. Son of Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. King in the North. Young Wolf. [not aff. @HBO or @GameOfThrones /RP +18]
The Waif
@waifofbraavos
#NewlyFaceless loyal servant of @ManyFacedGod and the House of Black & White. Braavos language teacher, cook, master of potions. #GameofThrones #FakeWesteros
Lovely GoT Fan
@lovelygotfan
EVERYONE SHOULD BE FRIENDS! #ASOIAF READERS AND #GAMEOFTHRONES WATCHERS SHOULD LIVE IN HARMONY! #EVERYONEUNDERSTAAAAAAAAANDS #PEACEANDLOVE
House of Black&White
@houseofb_and_w
Temple of the Many-Faced God. Headquarters of the Faceless Men. Currently accepting acolytes.
Robert Strong
@frankengregor
Currently assisting Queen Cersei while crushing heads and taking no names. #Frankengregor #FakeWesteros
50 Shades of Thrones
@50shadesgot
If you think this account is serious, you haven't been paying attention.
Tommen Googling
@tommengoogling
Search history of Tommen of the House Baratheon, First of His Name. Live tweets on Sundays. #gameofthrones #fakewesteros #parody
Tywin Lannister
@westwardentywin
Head of House Lannister and Warden of the West. #FakeWesteros Not Affiliated with Game of Thrones, HBO or Charles Dance. RP|Parody
The Smol Bear 🐻
@thebearheir
Most likely to be found giving book recommendations and talking about animals ko-fi.com/thebearheir
Eddison Tollett
@lordtollett
999th Lord Commander of The Nights Watch | #RP | #GoT | #Parody | #FakeWesteros |
Make Tea, not war
@jstanotherbrick
Just another brick in the Wall. #NonBinary, #Pansexual, they/them pronouns.
Ghost Goodboi
@ghostgoodboi
The goodest boi in Westeros. Abandoned by my dad in pursuit of the iron throne. Currently looking for my forever home. #FakeWesteros
Daario Naharis
@daariosellsword
Commander of the #SecondSons. Serving under #HouseTargaryen and #FakeWesteros. Lover to Queens, Bold Fighter and Skilled Warrior. Not Affiliated with #GoT.
Karsi
@karsithewight
I fuckin hate Thenns & I do Game of Thrones polls almost everyday. Check under #ThronesPolls and vote your favorite. It's fun. #FakeWesteros
General Aulus
@general_aulus
“We’ve just invaded hell.” #Britannia #FakeBritannia #TeamSPQR #Parody (not affiliated)
Rickon Stark
@the_rickonstark
a reminder for the common folk who forget: Youngest son of Eddark Stark, and ex inhabitant of Hotel Bolton. former Last Stark male with legs.
Clive the Unicorn
@clivetheunicorn
Enough of me for one day
Thrones Against Humanity
@thronesah
A party game for Thrones people. #ThronesAgainstHumanity #TAH Unaffiliated with @CAH or @GameofThrones
The Seven
@septblessings
« Mother, Father, Warrior, Crone, Maiden, Smith, Stranger. »
Drowned God
@drownedgod
« What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. »
Lyanna Mormont
@lyannathesalty
Lady of Bear Island. Likes people to get to the point, already. Salty for life. Parody #FakeWesteros #FakeWesterosNorth
SamwellTarley
@maestertobe
Role-playing account. In no way associated with George R R Martin, HBO or John Bradley-West. I play Sam's journey towards forging his maester's chain.
Grey Worm
@torgonudhogot
Commander of #TheUnsullied. Servant of Her Grace Daenerys Stormborn. Forgive grammar, this one is learning your Common Tongue. #FakeWesteros
The Ice DRAGON🐉❄
@ice_dragon_got
#TheLastOfTheStarks #thenorth #winterishere #GameofThrones #ASOIAF
Incredibly Sad Septa
@reallysadsepta
My Septa has seen such grievous sins go unpunished in this world that her own days are spent filled with shame on everyone's behalf. #Parody #Sad #Hugs?
Smalljon Umber
@small_jon_umber
Lord of Last Hearth, slayer of wildlings. || Not affiliated with HBO, Dean Jagger, or Game of Thrones. ||
Prince Daemon Targaryen
@daemontargy
Prince of the City, Commander of the City Watch, King of the Stepstones & The Narrow Sea. Brother of @ViserysIKing. Not affiliated with HBO, HOTD or Matt Smith.