Lol it's going to be hilarious when all these Muppets try and use the magna carta defence in an actual court. A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do! #MytwitterAnniversary 12 years and I'll be dead and buried before I call it X

Don't get all the outrage about Dave Grohl. It's a personal matter for him and his family (s?) Still a fantastic musician and entertainer, anything else is none of our fucking business.

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My kid has discovered Ellie Sparkles videos on YouTube. Every episode looks like it's going to turn into really bad DDLG porn any second.

Kid is watching hotwheels on Netflix UK & Ireland. So unrealistic. No car has been eaten and shit out by a giant dog

Well played Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ Another trophy the dobbins have bottled. #1985

Pretty sure a Muslim country like Palestine isn't hoarding sausages Keef.

Trying to buy iron maiden tickets for Manchester. Has now suspended me because of unusual activity on my browser. Assume they mean pressing a box called go to checkout. ticketmasteruk and Live Nation UK really couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

Most Tesla drivers park like that too

Wigan are phenomenal. Looks like we won't be replacing the 1985 song any time soon. The east stand songsmiths can have a night off

Siiiiiiiiiiince 1985! Another bottle to add to their collection. Best season in their history and rovers take home exactly the same as us in our worst .

Just started watching #ThePenguin One problem, they can't have him do anything too heinous or Batman would get involved. Kinda limits it a bit to what they can do with him.

Watched Threads today. Quite sobering to know mankind continues to exist solely because about half a dozen men of dubious morals decide not to push a button in their office.

Hahahahahahahahahaha Tommy 12 names Robinson locked up for 18 months The justice system works at last

When you get the jump on the hotels and book a room knowing a big gig has just been announced and they haven't had time to Jack the prices up. That. Just got to actually get Papa V Perpetua tickets now!

Can a small boat make it across the Atlantic? Could be boom time for people smugglers helping people escape the hellhole Trump will turn USA into

#wwesheffield Phoenix's first WWE show. Really excited. She is too!

#wwesheffield Bayley will always be our girl.

Right, off to Bluesky to make twitter more efficient