Plenty. Table was hot.

Table agrees.

Table is back bitches! #HouseOfTheDragon

Table is once again suffering a vigorous polishing and longs for a distracting chair leg. #WhyWillNoneofThemHelpMe?

#TwitterUsersThatShouldDate @EyrieMoonDoor Painted Table

*Wheels about* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

*Spins about the chamber* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee. *See's Stannis come in with Melisandre. Looks for Davos* No Davos? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Melisandre has been burning quite a lot of wood lately. Table is far too pretty to die and would happily serve whoever wins #GameOfThrones

*Dances about the chamber*

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I am still the sexiest table in Westeros. Even though... I'm no longer shown. *Groans sadly.

So many shadow tables running around here at Dragonstone now. *Ravens Melisandre of Asshai back* Come back here and discipline our children Melony.

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