"The Karstarks. One of the better sigils. Beats an onion anyway" - Thanks for the shoutout Tyrion Lannister! It's always nice to have our work recognized. And hey Davos Ser Davos Seaworth — give us a shout if you want to rework your brand. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

Ok Starks...we gritted our teeth as you bent the knee to a Targaryen and then opened your doors to those ahole Lannisters. But just fucking giving away a dire wolf? The brand is dead. Might as well change your sigil to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. #FakeWesteros #GamefThrones

As the best design agency in Westeros, part of us is impressed by how Dany introduced her brand to King’s Landing, but the other part of us is...quite literally on fire since our offices are in King’s Landing. #GameofThrones #FakeWesteros

It would seem the #Targaryen challenger brand has the category leader a bit shook. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

At this rate, we recommend #HouseTargaryen just change its motto from "Fire and Blood" to "Bend The Knee." #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

Daenerys Daenerys Targaryen sure knows how to do a product demo. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

For #HouseLannister's sake, that offspring better be able to breathe fire. Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

We plan to speak with Queen Sansa Stark 🐺 PARODY about using a more legible font in the future #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

Our newest client: Ser Davos' Fermented Crab. Tagline - "Make Your Softshell Hard." #TalkTheThrones #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

They all wear the same, consistent outfits thanks to us: The #1 Design Agency in Westeros. #TalkTheThrones

Product we're launching soon: Ser Davos' Fermented Crab. "Make Your Softshell Hard." #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

A complete list of our beloved #FakeWesterosi Don't be afraid. We won't eat you... Yet. x.com/Fake_Westeros/… #FakeWesteros #GameofThrones

Here's the Night King's new business venture. (We think he likes this logo but he's hard to read) The Night King #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros

Hey John Snow — why would anyone live in King's Landing? Brothels, sure, but also for the #1 design agency in Westeros! #GameOfThronesFinale

The Hound's fancy outfit doesn't seem very on brand. Sandor Clegane #GameOfThronesFinale #FakeWesteros

Someone needs to tell Euron Euron Greyjoy that if he's going to throw around size jokes he should get a bigger cape. #GameOfThronesFinale

What's the point of all the branding we've done for houses of Westeros if everyone's gonna wear black? #GameOfThronesFinale #FakeWesteros

Hey Theon Greyjoy - need a new kraken/direwolf combination sigil? We're happy to be of service. #GameOfThronesFinale #GameOfThrones

Some guy named Sam asked us for an ad campaign for his Greyscale lotion. Claims it's a cure. LOL. Samwell Tarly #gameofthrones #fakewesteros

We had a staff meeting earlier today. That's when two people who want the same promotion fight to the death with staffs. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros