It has only just dawned on me that #FakeWesteros #TrustTheCat #BewareTheDog #HotD follows me...does this mean I'm a part of #FakeWesteros?

A new lad just called me Eddison Toilet....can I execute him?

You'll be pleased to hear The Wall is still very much standing!

Thank you, Lord Co...shit, I've forgotten your name.. x.com/JonNightsWatch…

Everyone seems to be having fun down south...I'll just stay here and stare at a giant wall of ice all day. That's fun too I guess..

@Ramsay_x_Bolton You have an odd definition of fun.

Pfft..no it isn't. x.com/JonNightsWatch…

Jon, you'll be pleased to know The Wall is still standing!

@OurGuyAnguy Why me?

Good luck to Jon Snow for his big battle tomorrow. Try not to die..again, I want to see your grim looking face one more time.

@OurGuyAnguy You seem very optimistic friend...

I'll tell you what #FakeWesteros needs, more Brothers of The Watch....I feel very lonely.

I'm proud of my boy Jon Snow, you did good, you grim faced fucker!

So now that Jon is still alive....will he be returning to The Wall? I don't like being Lord Commander.

Not me. No, my night consists of staring at a 700 foot tall sheet of ice. You have fun though. x.com/JonNightsWatch…

Turns out the answer to 'Who let the dogs out?' is Sansa Stark.

400 followers, Seven Hells! Cheers ya fuckers! #HappyEddIsHappy

I swore fealty and pledged my sword to Jon Snow before it was cool. #JustSaying #GameofThrones

#ReasonsToJoinTheWatch Occasionally Jon will visit...if you join you might just get a glimpse at the Warden of the North.

#ReasonsToJoinTheWatch We may not have dragons...but we can see the occasional direwolf in the distance.