@BarbreyDustin It's a bit too late to keep the Greyjoys and Boltons off our backs, but thank you for the offer, my lady. :)

@BarbreyDustin My personal downfall is never having seen Theon as an enemy.

And I am in my personal cups!

@BarbreyDustin I still have a soft spot for the boy, but he had it coming.

Old Nan: Crows are all liars bit.ly/11nwJkF

@BarbreyDustin The northern version of the Iron Price.

@BarbreyDustin Alas, you appear to trust the Boltons.

A night time lullaby for all my followers. youtube.com/watch?v=Y45d4f…

Gather round, gather round, I've been given many flagons as gifts, but I'm afraid I've delved too much in them to impart a story now...

But before I swoon by the comfortable hearth Ramsay Bolton has set out for me #CoughCough let me impart a little tale...

Now this one was told to me by a man who'd seen it with his own eyes! Now gather round, children...

Let me tell you a tale about a one eared black cat who haunts the city walls of King's Landing...

King's Landing has a rich history, as does everywhere in our fair land, but the tale of Targaryan gold in King's Landing is a famous one.

So once upon a not so long ago, four treasure seekers found their way into the crypts of the King's Landing dungeons.

All they'd heard was of Targaryan gold, hidden many, many years ago. Most who came searching for it, perished.

But one night, four hopefuls thoughts they could find the loot and made their way into the depths below of King's Landing.

They were looking for the gold, you see. But while they were digging and scraping, they heard a sound... a most awful sound.

a wailing and yowling... and there appeared a one eared black cat, moggy and mangy, his eyes bright, and his tail ablaze in brilliant light.

The creature's tail was so bright that it disoriented the treasure hunters, and they staggered off, blindly hoping to reach a path...

And three of them made it, but the fourth, oh the fourth staggered off a cliff and into the Blackwater... Where he was never seen again.