Elijah Valenzuela
@vblaseball
Batter, Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Inter Xpresso
Originally: Team Captain, Hawaii Fridays
av by @mermeag / header by @qwoyle
A Rising Vibe Lifts all Ships // AUAB
ID: 1306278158342078464
16-09-2020 17:06:11
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102 Followers
63 Following
Kawa ๐
@procgenkawa
City slicker, stats geek, queer human. ๐บ๐ธ/๐ต๐ญ/๐จ๐ฆ. Producer @FNF_developers; also @roguelike_con, @SIBRofficial, and @StrangeScaffold (emeritus).
Mike Townsend(legally)
@thewhosonfirst
Mike Townsend, he/him Starting pitcher for the Seattle Garages - Now with more thumbs!
Broken Ridge Jazz Hands
@blaseball_jazz
Unofficial Official Home of the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands. (logo by Skootles) "Weโve got winning to do, just for you."
Oliver Notarobot
@olivernotarobot
Professional Blaseball Player for the SEATTLE GARAGES. He/him. Very Fleshy. Not in any way a robot
sutton dreamy ๐๏ธ๐ฆ
@dreamysutton
batter for the @hifridays - ascended @blaseballcrabs - she/her - profile by @glassgoblin
cedric spliff ๐ฃ๏ธ๐
@cedric_spliff
play #blaseball for @moisttalkers smoke weed n play blaseball every day!! ....hahaaaaaa (he/they)
Holden Stanton
@holdonholden417
Professional Blaseball Player | Baltimore Crabs | Modesto Junior Collegiate Alum | Proud HMMfCaNfAoAEWP Mayo Farmer | Pronouns: none | Pfp cred @system_dice
Henry Marshallow๐
@henrymarshallow
pls call me Henry. my last nam isnot Marshmallow! itis Marshallow. i m a marshmallow thoh. i thro blasebals biiger then me four th piyes. (he/him)
blaseball struggle tweets
@blaseballt
โพ๏ธThere's no 'i' in team but there's plenty of struggle in blaseball (RIV)โพ๏ธ (if you ever want a tweet of yours deleted lmk!) accepting submissions!! they/them
Francisco Prestonโจโพโจ
@franciscopres17
Batter for @magic_blaseball Picture by @hungrymozic Got a whole lotta love for my dog, the splort, and you he/him
just paula t
@turniponblase
released. love always, your paula
randy marijuana duende
@randymarijuana
Eternal Sunbeam. Different Now. Fought God and Won. (Icon by @mermeag)
tam crank
@tamara_crankit
no twitter. only blaseball aHAha || @blaseball_jazz play ball! (they she) donโt repost any art
Allison Abbott
@batabbott
Incinerated Dallas Steaks Left Fielder โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโข Stylophone & Banjo Player โข Lover of Women โข She/Her โข Well Done โข Art by @MLeeLunsford
Kichiro Guerra ๐
@kissinkichiro
๐ Batter for the San Francisco Tฬถoฬถuฬถgฬถhฬถ Lovers ๐ | NOT a magical girl | She/They | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค | PFP by @HetreaSky (with permission)
(INACTIVE) Patty Fox
@pattyfox_mills
head chef for The Sly Fox Eatery, pitcher for @nymillenials. yes i have a blagonball. iโll fist fight the sea just watch (she/her) (icon by @rabbittraps_)
Definitley Alive Boyfriend Monreal
@kc_bfmonreal
Press Box Announcer and Former Batter for @KC_BreathMints | They/Them | Owner Of Many Eyes | I Love You | RP acc
BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK
@blaseballnews
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you! This account is retired. Follow our new account here: @SplortsCentral
Thomas Dracaena is safe
@dracaenathomas
Batter for @nymillenials. Co-Captain of FWXBC. He/Him. Father figure. Enjoys Sangria & swords. (unofficial RP acct)(pfp by @revivificating banner by @_pysics)
Wyatt Pothos โจ
@wyattpothos
Pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Former Taco, Magic. She/her. Adorable. Black lives matter. Avatar art by @fancymancer
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@rallypitcher
Strikeout enthusiast for the --------. -------- guard. Parent. Latine, any pronouns. BLM, ACAB, unionize, look both ways. (rp, icon: @revivificating)
๐ซโญnerd pacheco๐ฅงโ
@nerdpacheco
philly pies shadow pitcher, immune to bad vibes unless it's about peanuts, makes a great margarita | he/they mostly
esme ramsey ๐ โพ
@esmekicks
no. 41, batter and captain for the charleston ๐ thieves, first to draw the blood of god. no preferred pronouns choose your own destiny.
the garages (the band)
@thegaragesband
we're a blaseball fan band that makes music totally only about blaseball | we do music at fourth-strike.com | art by @irisjaycomics
----- ''GOAT (๐)'' ------
@ozdollie
oscar dollie, you may call me oz , they/he..... former magic,batter for the ''Shoe Thieves''. GOAT(๐). icon by @toopachu.
Fear Slay-lor
@hitswithspears
๐โพ๐๐ด #aloha Batter/Defender for @hifridays they/them Prone to sporadic fluctuations in size and shape ๐ฅ
dominic marijuana
@dommarijuana
former ny mills batter/cap. newly retired? might have helped kill a god.
stu trololol ๐๐๐ฏ๐
@stutrololol
chief base thief 4 the CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING @CHSSTFANS, BABEY!! || she/her || trans lesbian, trรฉsbien || be gay do crimes ๐๐ (taking a personal siesta)
malik destiny
@blaseballcat
your favorite alternate universe cat boy blaseballer and the only hurdy-gurdy player you know ;3 DEATH TO KINGS }:3 he/him :3 (rp account, pfp by @curseofscots)
Annie Roland
@rangerroland
Ranger for Yellowstone ParkPark, Batter for the Magic, she/he/they Do it for TURQ
Yellowstone Magic โจ๐๐
@magic_blaseball
Official home of the Yellowstone Magic โจ ๐ As above, so below ๐ yellowstonemagic.carrd.co PFP and banner by @blyptonomica
Farrell Seagull ๐บ๐๏ธโ
@brassseagull
Artist | Trumpet @TheSeaGarages, Hitter @Tokyo_Blaseball | Caw Caw Caught in the Feedback | Unsanctioned/Unofficial | ACAB, BLM | she/they
Elvis Figueroa Marijuana โ๏ธ๐ฅง (closed)
@elvisfigpies
Pitcher for the Sunbeams. Co-Capโn of the Atlรฉtico Latte. Fusion of a (REDACTED) number of gnomes โ:) pfp by @glassgoblin
๐ธTot Clark๐ธ
@kingtotclark
He/Him ; Bassist and Pitcher for The Seattle Garages ; Wanderer ; The Bandages are Cool
Ortiz Lopez ๐๐๐
@2sexy4mysplort
Ortiz Lopez, pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias ๐ฑ she/her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ pansexual transwoman ๐ snakes for hair ๐ 7ft tall ALL curves ๐ pfp @cari_guevara
Lang Richardson
@langgangonblase
Batter for @philly_pies. Champion breath-holder. Lover of drama. He/him.
Eizabeth Elliott became the spaghetti
@eizabethelliott
Struggling grad student. Fueled by coffee and compliments. Blaseball player for the Yellowstone Magic? She/Her (Avatar by @awhekate, Banner by @PieLovinKitty)
Campos Arias
@noeyescantlose
Batter for @blaseball_jazz and trying to figure out how this works. She/her. Current heart count: 11 (RP account run by @TedFallenger)
Washer Barajas
@barajaswasher
โจBATTER FOR @magic_blaseball. AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. GEY/GEYS/THEY/THEM.โจ
Juice Collins
@juicecollinshf
the art in my icon is by @sicnin! pitching coach for the HAWAIโI FRIDAYS! The Juice is not playing in the short circuit! she/her
James Mora ๐โก๏ธโจโฌ๏ธ
@jamesmora_blase
- fictional blaseball catbatboy - 3 experimental surgeries - legendary 5-time MVP - pfp: atomicspaces.tumblr.com - any pronouns (OOC: he/him)
Case Sports ๐ผโพ
@caseblaseball
At bat for @WildWingsCDMX, once again a former member of @CDMXWWLegal. they/them. Justice is literally, legally blindโbut stellar at echolocation. ๐๐๐๐
Stevenson Heat
@heat_stevenson
5 โ hitter for the @hifridays. Friend to all birds. It's island time. ๐๏ธ avatar by @MaliceAmidst, header by @Carson_Christ
๐ฏ Walton In-The-Void ๐ฏ
@sportswalton
Nothing to see here, just a fat ol' stork countin' cards! Catch these holers, they're falling fast! Ask me for a tarot reading.
NaN
@formernumber
Blaseball player on a journey!! | ๐ฎ๐ต๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐น๐ฌ๐ฅง| They/them or they/he | STATUS: Black Hole (Unofficial)
Seb ๐โจ (on siesta ๐ค)
@seb_sunshine
cosmic being of โ pure light. former batter for ๐๏ธ @hifridays. former batter for ๐ฆ @blaseballsquid. currently released. they/he/???. blaseball and sun facts.
Steph Weeks
@blaseballsteph
((Batter for @blaseball_jazz | He/him | 9 eyes, 9 arms, 9 bats))
Taco News Unlimited
@unlimited_taco
Pastime Frijoles Jones (they), reporting on the Unlimited Tacos and other blaseball goings-on. It's always Taco Tuesday somewhere in the Infinite Cit(ies)
Data Witch Bob E. Cagayan
@sibrbob
Reporting from the Escher Complex, batted for the Data Witches / he/they / RP bot / my parent is @ProcGenKawa / pfp by @kayleerowena, header by @dovidoes
Blaseball Polls
@blaseballpolls
Fan Run โข Capturing the pulse of the blaseball community via twitter polls โข Contributor @BlaseballNews โข icon @betaraycarrie โข banner @Fancymancer