Mike Townsend(legally) (@thewhosonfirst) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Townsend(legally)

@thewhosonfirst

Mike Townsend, he/him
Starting pitcher for the Seattle Garages - Now with more thumbs!

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Same neighbors as the other day came by and asked if I had a quieter acoustic guitar or could maybe try tuning again. Guess I'm gonna go work on pitching for a bit 🤘

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Sorry I haven't been on the past couple days. I was practicing pitching, specifically my knuckle ball, and I'm not saying it bounced off a fence post and hit me in the head. But I am saying I've been unconscious in a field for 2 days

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Can't believe the siesta ends tomorrow. Like, actually can't believe it... I may have tripped on some time fabric. Anyone seen my shirt? Or mitt? Or cupcake pan?

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I've clawed my ways out of the shadows, I only have a moment before I'm dragged back. I just need to say... I.. would NEVER date Tillman Henderson. Not in a million years.. Gr..Ġ̷̨͕͎̪̩͓̣̱̻͊̋̈́̐͐̎̓̕̕͜r̵̡̛̲̣̫̖̯̺̲̬̓̋̉͜o̶͉̗̻̭̱͍̜͔̻͙̫̅͛͜s̴̛͇͌̔͊̾̇̈́̎͒̑̔͆̅̚ș̵̦͙̼͍̲̼͙̇̀̚ͅ...