Same neighbors as the other day came by and asked if I had a quieter acoustic guitar or could maybe try tuning again. Guess I'm gonna go work on pitching for a bit 🤘

Really what is "adequate performance" anyways

trans rights

be trans throw hands

Really sucks when you miss your bus. That's not a metaphor. I just missed my bus.

Sorry I haven't been on the past couple days. I was practicing pitching, specifically my knuckle ball, and I'm not saying it bounced off a fence post and hit me in the head. But I am saying I've been unconscious in a field for 2 days

I'm here to clear up some rumors. I have not now, nor have I ever, driven a camry. It's a corolla. For the record

Can't believe the siesta ends tomorrow. Like, actually can't believe it... I may have tripped on some time fabric. Anyone seen my shirt? Or mitt? Or cupcake pan?

Well

we’ll avenge you, Combs. don’t you worry about a thing...

Why couldn't it have been Tillman

Huh, top 10? Me? Actually?

We're in the playoffs?

Rock on forever everyone. It's been a really great show, smell ya later 🤘🎸

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He knows what he’s gotta do!! #blaseball

HUH. I`M BACK

I've clawed my ways out of the shadows, I only have a moment before I'm dragged back. I just need to say... I.. would NEVER date Tillman Henderson. Not in a million years.. Gr..Ġ̷̨͕͎̪̩͓̣̱̻͊̋̈́̐͐̎̓̕̕͜r̵̡̛̲̣̫̖̯̺̲̬̓̋̉͜o̶͉̗̻̭̱͍̜͔̻͙̫̅͛͜s̴̛͇͌̔͊̾̇̈́̎͒̑̔͆̅̚ș̵̦͙̼͍̲̼͙̇̀̚ͅ...