OOC: I love you all. Please be safe. You’re all what makes Blaseball, Blaseball.

No one is invincible. Everyone is immortal.

Do I know any blaseball players who play an instrument/are in a band?

Fuck

Scabs and Blood Magic

i know a lot of people are scared of going 2 a new team but let me tell u from experience your new team will become your family it will b ok

Maybe a shelling wouldn’t be so bad? I haven’t taken a vacation in years and I already live in a closet

In case anyone was curious, there are plenty of Pan-Asian Supermarkets down in Hades

😍😍😍 New teammates, what is this exotic spear??

I may be the only blaseballer to get significantly less spooky between these seasons *takes sip from coconut*