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Elijah Valenzuela

@vblaseball

Batter, Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Inter Xpresso

Originally: Team Captain, Hawaii Fridays
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A Rising Vibe Lifts all Ships // AUAB

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It's been a bit of a trying season as I try to adjust to a new team and especially a new altitude. Happy to report that a few games of party time have done wonders for me, I now feel mostly recovered from the unfortunate peanut incident in Season 7.

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While I take no pleasure in defeating the Hawaiʻi Fridays , especially while they're still mourning York, I must say that a series back on Island Time has done wonders for my bat.

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My sleep schedule is better than it used to be, back when I was fighting to liberate the Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i, but I was so excited to play for Inter XPresso in the morning that I didn't get a minute of sleep tonight. The good news is that there's plenty of caffeine.

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Pulling for my friend and successor @FletchYamaHF in game 5, it would be an honor and a pleasure to bat against you in the semifinals.

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Two things can be true. It's vital today to reject the narrative that American Thanksgiving is anything other than colonialist whitewashing, but it's ALSO vital to make yourself a gigantic meal of comfort food and get in contact with the people who matter to you.

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Proud of the performance of my Inter XPresso comrades today, but I'm a little disappointed that the series only went three games - who knows if I'll ever get another opportunity to bat against @FletchYamaHF

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It's fantastic to win the Coffee Cup and I know there's a theme, but did they have to caffeinate the victory champagne too? My eye is going to be twitching all night.

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I'm awake!! I want to state for the record that I was absolutely 100% NOT sleepwalking for the first 30-something games. I was conscious the whole time, honest

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I'm not entirely sure what just happened to me, or which direction I need to start swimming, but that wave absolutely drenched my cigar and I am FURIOUS

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Slowly realizing that trying to swim at 8,000 feet above sea level takes a lot more effort than what I used to do in Hawai'i. Hang in there, Broken Ridge Jazz Hands , I'll be back as soon as I can

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This has been a deeply strange season to be a Jazz Hand, but the end result has me batting leadoff again like I did back in the day, which has been a comfort.