look, I don't know what the hell the wyatt masons have been doing, but somehow I feel the need to defend my old teammate's honor

wait, is this an update to the goobie fiance saga

i think the thing i miss most about blaseball being out here is everything changing. it feels morbid to call it too quiet, but it’s true? dunno, i feel like i’ve been the same size and shape for weeks. that’s not usually my prerogative. i also miss holding a bat.

grimes sucks extremely bad and the idea of her breaking up with the richest man on earth and then immediately calling the paparazzi to take photos of her dressed like an elf casually circling her $2 million house while she squints at a copy of the communist manifest is SOOO FUNNY

evergreen tweet

To visualize how long the first blaseball siesta was, here’s the most weeks spent as reigning champs. Hellmouth’s one title was won heading into Grand Siesta.

NO SIGNAL

🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ HITTING: Contact: 61 Power: 17 Discipline: 47 PITCHING: Control: 81 Stuff: 75 Composure: 36

Blaseball is coming back! Starting next week, a series of short, feature-testing games will interrupt the current Siesta. buff.ly/3Eiv8Ce

go braves

PHILLY PHACTS the pies social media team have got every joke and pun ever made in blaseball, but are contractually forbidden from explaining them to you

vote for no context, who is an absolute delight and puts up with me shitposting in her qrts

blaseball (derogatory)

drew lars + nerd as part of a gift exchange w/ friends!! #blaseball

I STILL GOT IT

// okay I know I'm pretty dead here with nerd in the shadows but which team was it that had the union resources, I might need that

Across a shadowy Blaseball diamond somewhere far away, there exists little more than silence. Electricity suddenly crackles. The jumbotron springs to life. It's time to Play Ball... again. blaseballtcg.com

iliana is responsible for ensuring the pies management had to do a LOT less math, and i'm telling you, someone better take that job over

happy 2sday