Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969
Does this look infected?
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Eric Zorn
@ericzorn
Proprietor of the Picayune Sentinel newsletter. Mincing Rascal. Emeritus Chicago. Tribune columnist. Fiddler. Heterodox liberal. [email protected]
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@riotgrlerin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • subscribe •
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
@jasonkpargin
Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at Cracked.com, now: jasonpargin.substack.com
🫧 snacky 🫧
@candyflippin
i'll do anything for a way out of my head
America's Hitler
@lookpark
Singer/songwriter, late of @fountainsofwayn. 380th Greatest of All Time (not that song). Look Park DEBUT OUT NOW on @yeproc
𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲
@im_all_id
middling jokes & existential dread // been seen in a meme or two 💙 💙 bluesky is better bsky.app/profile/im-all…
baby smith
@itsbabysmith
i have a penchant for the word penchant
🧦𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚡🧦
@therealtubesox
"𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛"
Mr Wright Now, Maybe
@dannyboy7813
I'm a one man tweet ruining machine.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@momohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@bob_janke
Non-Attorney Spokesman I write this for fun deceiverjr.blogspot.com I know who DB Cooper is
George Takei
@georgetakei
I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Dan Regan
@danregan_comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer ⏬️ For Business & Collab ⏬️ [email protected]
Burning Mom ⚡️
@momonfire
Hey man, I can be cool. Light on my feet. Murder in the streets. Playing Bingo at the Flamingo. I can be whatever you want.
Just Bill
@williamader
I'll be here all weak.
Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy
I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - x.com/search?q=from%…
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@toomanycommas3
just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Cat Gee
@catgee1989
American Short Tempered 😾 Rabid @ClemsonFB Fan 🐯 #Nurse 👩⚕️ Vinyl Purist.
Ty
@bowsty881
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! linktr.ee/dadmann_walking seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
The Deducers 🌎
@thededucers
I’m a terrific guy
Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕
@caff_dad
🇳🇿 Considered a funny parent by @HuffPost @boredpanda and @TODAYshow Considered kinda funny but mostly painful by my kids.
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
fredesque
@fredtaming
black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Courtney Bonneau 🇵🇸
@bonneaucourtney
Photographer Middle East Images
eLeni
@elenizarro
Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. 🐎 💜
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Village Person
@svnsxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚒 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚗
@blueeyesgreene
let's get out of here ☁️: ennuidoofen.bsky.social more tweets @ link ⤵️
PunHub
@punhubonline
Bringing you HD original puns and dad jokes. Over 2M followers across platforms 🔥 ✉️ [email protected] Pre-order our book below! 📚⬇️
Adam
@adamgreattweet
Dog owner but she doesn’t know I’m on here. Parody account. He/Him
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
momsoverhere.bsky.social @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Kryssi 🇨🇦
@chase_the_high
• beauty • truth • freedom • love •
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Mamusa
@themamusa
Short on patience, long on my whiskey pour. Lactose and bullshit intolerant. I will cuss you.
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍑𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯
@crazy_butcute2
I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
ely kreimendahl
@elykreimendahl
tv/film writer, comic, queer// 📲 @whenshappyhour1 @betchesluvthis ///🎤🌈 @gayshamecomedy- next up 3/21 @comedybrooklyn!
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: bsky.app/profile/nurseb…
evilëL
@e_jailed
keep scrolling
courtneybonneauimages
@cbonneauimages
photographer for Middle East Images
stoned cold fox
@roastmalone_
no milk will EVER be our milk.
🍀☘️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Clovers☘️🍀
@queenvofcoffee
DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. bsky.app/profile/queenv…
NicholasG
@dad_at_law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
just me but not
@justmebutnot1
Just having fun, tell me a dirty joke.
𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲🍁
@brickmahoney
Hey man I don't want any trouble I'm just here for the cat gifs. Click this link - hilarity ensues 👇
floorboard
@struggledisplay
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ Twitter.com/search/from:on…
I Hide From My Kids
@ihidefrommykids
writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
Son of Dad
@thuggedraccoon
Still an aspiring retiree. twitter.com/search/?q=%28T…
Tickled Catastrophe
@tickledctstrphe
But do you frolic?
Carmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
I like long walks through the liquor store & beets. Pleasantly oblivious. mobile.twitter.com/search/from:@p…
Chortle Combat
@chortlecombat
Welcome to Chortle Combat! 👑@UncleDuke1969 long live the king!
Ben Boven
@benboven1
I write romantic comedies and apocalyptic romantic thrillers like this one: a.co/d/58Ce1gS
@AlexNevilAgain
@alexnevilagain
I am Elon Musk. You don’t need to parody me. I’m obviously perfectly capable of doing it myself.
Red McGee
@redmcgeeart
AVAILABLE FOR ALBUMS COVERS, PROFILE PICTURES, OR CUSTOM PIECES. DM FOR RATES. All art and photos are by me. The art account of @fatherredmcgee
Ousa Medusa
@medusaousa
Always carry a🔪. Married af. Triplet mom. Aggies👍🏽 Autism. USN vet. Humanist. Thai. Shawnee. INFJ. Reads📚. Life in my 50s. 5’9” & shrinking. HPP. B-side📀
Auntie Social (parody)
@tracigrrl
I'm probably going to just post whatever random garbage pops into my mind. I'm so odd I can't even. she/her
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Neil Lowenthal
@neillowenthal1
An alleged comedy writer, Neil & his twin Mark traffic in political humor & topics of equally bad taste Contributor @sorrowscopes ko-fi.com/neillowenthal
Darla the Darling
@darlathedarling
Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola. I cuss.
𝕘𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕥
@geist_x_
alien robot ghost. weirdo artist. nervous wreck.
Lil Bit 🌈
@lizerreal
Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Jin
@edgarpoop1
the worst ~ x.com/search?q=(from…
JodingersCat-astrophe
@jmoneyslimer
If you think I post a lot of crap, you should see what I delete: Ghost account for @JodingersCat
Ⓜ️isterD
@misterd78uk
This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - x.com/search?q=from%…