People who are mildly depressed and somewhat misanthropic make the best observers of humanity. Throw in a sense of humor and they even become fun.

i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM

How I made the cherry blossom dress, made from hundreds of tiny laser cut silk flowers and branches

I miss when men and women were completely mystified by our inherent differences, but in a good-natured way.

Like women were all, 'God, Jeff has been out back all morning tinkering with his bike and ignoring me,' with a little eye roll, smiling out the window fondly at Jeff.…

I once knew a guy who covered his ballsack in glitter. It was really pretty nuts.

Red hair filter

Open up. If a book can do it you can too.

My toxic trait is listening to the same music for the last 20+ years and getting annoyed when others don't find it exciting

I live with a golden retriever, of course I know all about cheese taxes and tolls

she’s right n she should say it louder

I’m in the bath and he knocks on the door to come in with a delivery 🌮

Self esteem can really only be built by oneself, but it is often influenced by the people in your life you would consider “authoritative figures.”

If you used be a confident happy person but now suffer low self esteem it is likely being chipped away by your spouse or boss.

If…

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Or rage. The feeling is just….. helpless.

The healthcare system in Canada (specifically BC) is 100% BROKEN

if you have ANY type of illness, you must go to ER now 😭. Getting into a specialist, getting blood work, getting an ultrasound…

Also the type to have to backtrack and ask for context AFTER they already attacked and assumed and belittled but still gaslighting just to ensure it remains my fault

Women who aren’t sexually attracted to their partners anymore LOVE to pretend it’s their spouse’s fault but it’s so they can justify treating them poorly. They hope it drives the spouse to cheat so they can have a reason (other than lack of attraction) to get a divorce.

There was a time in my life I could just grab these in my hand and walk them outside. Now I really prefer to grab a vehicle

the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰

It is best to marry young and grow up together.

There are very few people who continuously travel the world for more than twenty years.

There are even fewer who do so purely out of a desire to travel, and who make their journeys on laughably small budgets.

I've had the good fortune of meeting quite a few of them, learning a…