Never take anyone for granted that tries. Genuine effort is everything

some days I like it here 🤣🤣

The people that get my humor are super fucked up and I like it.

because I got you, always

No no babe, don't touch the Precious Moments figurines.

we’ve all been through some sort of hell, but how you treat people well that’s on you

Being less decisive would’ve helped me out a few many times.

You know how a word sounds strange if you say it over and over? Ignore that.

Seeing people become better & make better & be better than where they came from is the most beautiful thing to me.

Electric Vehicle buyers

1% care about environment

99% want others to think they do

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming through out the golf course.

My daughter can watch a movie in HD on her iPhone ..... I had to look at shitty pictures of fake dinosaurs on this.

...and you thought there was only one.

On this date in 1981:

I banged your mom on the hood of my 1964 El Camino.

Keep the house cold on purpose…

So your asses will cuddle.

On social media, my posts and replies can easily be likened to a martial arts type system.

Yeah. It's called Tai Po.

Don’t you hate when you wake up in the middle of the night and you can’t go back to sleep for 16 percent battery?

Do you ever just stop in the middle of an argument, and really want to ask Alexa what she thinks?

After a certain age you can either bring tweezers everywhere you go, or you can give up and join the circus.