tremendous amount of respect for people that are honest & genuine at all times, with no ulterior motives. youre so very rare, never change. ♡

Did it hurt..
when you stopped believin’?

I kind of understand Britney Spears's meltdown because I'm always just one bad hair day away from shaving my head.

Fortunate favors the bold...nah, man, fortune favors the stubborn

I bring a real “sorry I fell asleep” energy to the chat that the girl I’m tryna holler at ain’t too keen on.

Had my identity stolen...and then abruptly returned once they got a taste of what it was like to be me.

I've gotten 4 rejections from literary agents, but at least my 11yo believes in me.

I’m just here for the crockpot recipes.

I wasn’t grateful for all the shit I’ve been through when I was going through it but now that I’m older I know I needed those experiences so I wouldn’t be a dumb bitch

Sorry I’m late, TurboTax had 4,351,226 more questions that didn’t apply to me.

watching a seed you lovingly sowed grow into a little plant that you baby and love on and watch it grow is the most beautiful feeling and i wish everyone could witness this magic

i'm satisfied with my plants and my cat in a way i never was in my past relationships, so i'm just gonna stick with them for the foreseeable future

Someone said “love is a murderer” yet I still race to open the door whenever she knocks.

Be that little triangle of energy because you think outside the box.

The honesty of letting your loved ones know that you’re actually not ok. Priceless.

Every tattoo tells a story. Like your wolf tattoo tells a story about missed child support payments

The best part of dating me is that the man of your dreams will be along to steal you away shortly.

All shoes can be slip-on if you want it bad enough