poetry is the light illuminating from the soul in ink

Call me a geriatric millennial again one more time & see what happens.

Nothing. Nothing will happen. I don't actually like confrontation or talking to most people.

Sorry, folks. My favorite app on my phone is my lawn maintenance app.

There's a bird singing outside this morning. It must be oblivious to today's obligations and busy schedule.

Im in a mood, take that as you will

I never thought I’d miss the toddler years until I had teens.

All men lie.

At least pick one with a boat.

Indifference cuts deeper than a knife.

I’m tired of ‘people’ trying to control me using fear. Can’t they use nice things, cheap gas and groceries?

I need to be as delusional as 50 year old men on dating sites saying they're not sure yet if they want to have children. Sir, you're only 12 years away from getting the senior discount.

My teen told me she loved me the other day.
It was followed by “but stop embarrassing me.”
I’ll still take that win

The kids want to go camping so tonight we’re watching “Deliverance.”

“You need to live in the now”

Me: but I don’t like it here

I have phone ho duty today because we don’t ask menfolk to answer phones in these here parts. So I’ll be answering it like a porn line.

I’m not special. I shave my chin hairs one at a time like everyone else.

Me: *breathes*

My daughter: OMG stop you’re so embarrassing

Hey! Guess what!
You don't have to always agree or like the same things to get along.

It's the harsh realities of life that punch you in the gut and remind you of what is important.

We're all struggling, even people who say they're fine.

Me: I probably shouldn't do that.
Also Me: Ahh well, you only live once.