Van Gothula
@surrealvehicle
a flickering candle in your basement
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https://twitter.com/search?q=from:surrealvehicle/exclude:replies 06-02-2019 19:18:00
34,3K Tweets
4,3K Followers
1,4K Following
Adam
@adamgreattweet
Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
Village Person
@SvnSxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off ๐ Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets โคต๏ธ
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
โข goth daria vibes โข fear does not exist in this bio โข muppet enthusiast โข reba/dolly 2024 โข subscribe โข
La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas3
I'm a niche genre.
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@Bob_Janke
Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
ADHDean
@ADHDeanASL
BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
President Warren G. Harding (Zero Indictments)
@PopeAwesomeXIII
Commercially Inviable. โ๏ธ 29th US President (1921-1923) ๐ง Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv โค He/Him ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ โค๏ธ See pinned for migration info
Vinod Chhaproo
@Chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
Stone
@StoneAgeRadio13
Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up. https://t.co/zWj3lHItCn
Heatherhere ๐ฝ
@Heatinblack
duck, duck, goose
Nate Limit Exceeded @natesmith.dev on bsky
@perlhack
@natesmith.jawns.club homeless pirate. sustainable, carbon-neutral tweets. butterfly whisperer. official soup taster. likes LEGOs BLM. He/Him.
evie (inactive atm)
@thomsandroid
despite these slings, despite these arrows, i'll force myself to turn
Solidarity with Columbia SJP ๐๐ต๐ธ
@OrangeFreddyG
Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. History Podโฌ๏ธ
The Poke
@ThePoke
Uplifting News Feed
Successfully Chaotic
@SuccessfullyCh1
Wife. Mama to 7 kids. Biz owner. Accidental Podcaster. Speaker. Sarcastic hot mess who is just trying to get through the day
Some Copywriter
@testicleas
The nicest evil copywriter you will never meet that is so freaken married to @notbanksy
Salty MacTavish ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ฆ
@SaltyMacTavish
We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly Iโm steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
hey_nicki
@hey_me00
Tis I, me.
HarlequinOnYourShoulder
@heartsoverall
AKA @AdaBlue11 and formerly AccidentallyHarlequin. Possibly under investigation by my licensing board. She/Her 18+ 858-924-0180
๐ธ๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐คBetty Burlesque๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ธ๏ธ
@Betty_Burlesque
Factory mama who is witchy & gypsy in all ways Solitary/shadow. Metal enthusiast. Gearhead. Tattooed. Pierced. Pothead. Taken by my 6'4 monster. #ZombieCrew
Mimi M. Ely
@Mimimoletta
Dreaming up a better world.
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@tichatnwa
full time artist โข part time muse โข switchy succubus with a bad attitude โข im probably rolling a blunt โข femDomme โข finDomme โข 21+ MDNI โข she | they | it
MeC
@mecreature
I may cry a lot but I'm still a fucking warrior. She/Her
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
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@im_all_id
middling jokes & existential dread // been seen in a meme
FindMe
@WestofCrazy
Feral
Mecha G.๐จ๐ฆ
@GBRougecity
@specialkitty2me wears the lady pants. Tweetssesses- https://t.co/ei2x78rywc
Mike
@Parentpains
Donโt worry, youโd hate me in real life too. My Tweets are in the link๐
Contemplectomy
@coral_dew
Excised Thoughts
Ben Boven
@bjboven
I write romantic comedies and apocalypse stories featuring the tiny house lifestyle. If that sounds cool, you're weird and I want to meet you.
โค๏ธ๐KittenMrowl๐๐พ
@KittenMrowl
A queen will always turn pain into power.
just me but not
@justmebutnot1
Just having fun, tell me a dirty joke. BLM, Resist.
Pessimus Prime respawn edition
@_pessimusprime
They tried to cancel me. They failed. No one will stop me tweeting about Barry Chuckle. YOU HEAR ME ELON?
Ben Boven
@benboven1
I write romantic comedies and apocalypse stories featuring the tiny house lifestyle. If that sounds cool, you're weird and I want to meet you.
gaslawsandpropofol(she/her)๐๐ป
@sassistheword
tweets are not serious nor medical advice unless they are, figure it out. inappropriate humor is a coping mechanism. hostile vermin. man hating cunt
Jennay Gump ๐ฆ ๐ซ ๐
@jovialjennay
Allergic to shrimp. Number is on the wall. Mom of some kids.
Green-eyed Lizard ๐ฆ
@CackowskiLiz
I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read. ๐ Sober. Gym rat. Glimmer seeker.
PieGuy
@ilovepie84
My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Terri Paella Piรฑata
@terrip38
Is this maybe something? You tell me. ๐คช
Oh, George is Here
@ohgeorgeishere
Moments sublime with intervals hilarious.
Birdie Girl
@BirdiePanda
space-based human menagerie
scully
@PorkKnuckleHead
disappointment turned up to eleven
A Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below โฌ๏ธ
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@_Bori22
Cozy with who I am.๐ซถ #DifferentHereโ๏ธ๐
*Tap, tap, tap* is this thing on?
@tap_tap_tap1
Iโm just here to laugh and enjoy a little of my precious downtime. I wonโt dm you! Iโm just trying to make you laugh! he/him/his
Draggin Father Behind
@DragginFatherB
Dad of 3 under 10 whos at most a 6 with an 11 scale wife just keepin it comical & muddlin thru. Fueled by ๐ฅ & โ. Featured on @TheDad, @todayshow, @huffpost
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@AdvnturMischief
Need to wander where the trees put me at ease. I need my Sunshine. Impatiently Patient.
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@3rotic_glitch3s
chronic illness warrior โข retired radiographer turned freelancer โข alt/fet model โข vid/pic editor โข voice actor https://t.co/o0YZvoJKcK
jerm
@mysightsarelow
dammitJL
@dammitjanet_boo
PIZZA https://t.co/mxhriZRl2D IG~ jeanette.leigh0
martha dumptruck ๐๐ฅค
@sa1martha
prepare to be overwhelmed
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@GingerHotDish
@MomOnFire is my people. #FuckCancer Recent tweets๐๐ปhttps://t.co/YeN1aErvqy
scudoodle
@darcydeardarcy
lover of colors and covers - girl twin energy (she's the evil one ;) bring me the funny lefty lefterson - vote blue, pro choice, pro- ubi, eat the rich
SteveP ๐จ๐ฆ
@stevecantsmell
Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent. I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns.
MysTeresa โ๐ถ๐
@Mysteresa1
BLACK LIVES MATTER! No racists, no anti-LQBTQ. She/her. I RT a lot. https://t.co/iMeD3ZSUd5
That Guy
@SocialOutcast82
It's ok if you don't like me, I don't like me either. The so-so shit: https://t.co/JpkHXDRSok
Deborah
@WifeEyeSignal
I did something exciting once - okay it was ages ago and just that one time, but it still counts, right? Anyway Iโve linked more tweets below. First oneโs free.
Killjรถy ๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ
@TheRealPhalguy
Just an old fucker. Pronouns are He/Him
A-Mooโs Bouche ๐ฎ
@AsclepiasRosa
professional ruminator / gluten-free Canadian noodler ๐จ๐ฆ * good soup maker * LEGO lover * carbon-neutral tweets * spends every storytime with @perlhack* #BLM
averagehousewife
@averagehouswif
usually over here. https://t.co/PwrwjjfoAs