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29-08-2015 15:27:53
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DamnFineTweet
@damnfinetweet
RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.Original Recipe President Warren G. Harding
@PopeAwesomeXIII
Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration infomeghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link belowBöb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/Z2tnWjzeDxLa Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas3
I'm a niche genre.A Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts here ⬇️jokey lil jokester making my lil jokey jokes
@EdgarPoop1
I’m just jokingReal Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfKmom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvcap’n watsisname
@capnwatsisname
slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.Mommeh Dearest
@mommeh_dearest
There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻eLeni
@eleniZarro
Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. My best hits: https://t.co/aXLLBNuMx3 🐎 💜SneezingWithWetMascara
@WetMascara
Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.Daveastated
@Daveastated
Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a breakJizzlane Maxxxwell
@dankcharnley
Classically Trained Comic • Enthusiast • Writerist • Cartoonist • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge 🤟 Who Hurt Me?: https://t.co/pQ7raaF6uyREBEL ☕️ 𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕠
@RBurtonOriginal
I don’t post my views to change ignorant minds, it’s to show those who think clearly they’re not alone | Progressive | #Aerospace #Hawkeye #Cannabis #TrueBlue🌎Jenn Wyer (he/him)
@JennWyer
'I can never tell when he's joking.' —@hotfountainpen | 'Either a crazy person or impressive commitment to the bit.' —@mcrumps | 'An actual freak.' —@idkmanwowhannahrenee elisabeth 🌶️🇵🇷
@somewatpeculiar
your fav baby mama 💖RL Parrot Dee
@ranman789
Diedrich Bader(Oswald/Jethro/Batman) gave my pun a 'Heeeyyyyoooo!!' https://t.co/wG68FKDEy6Local Hatamoto
@localareamike
Dad (FT) ▪ Government Hack (FT) ▪ Super-hilarious (PT) ▪ Nobody here can dance like meLate to the party Laura
@ericamorecambe
I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early. On IG with same name. Also https://t.co/JnR26LsGSQParenting Presently (The Mom Hack)
@presentparent_
Best parenting hack = laughter | As seen on @BuzzFeed @HuffPost & more | 🐦 Greatest hits ⬇️Danimal
@DanimalSurly
Libido Whisperer | Coochie connoisseur | Veteran of the cornhole | 69 unbelievers cumverted since May | Slut for grilled cheesejim rose circus
@jimrosecircus1
Pop culture moron, circus performer, actor, author of 2 best selling books, Weekly TV. show on Travel Channel 'The Jim Rose Twisted Tour'. 🚫PLEASE NO DMs🚫Bill Becker
@WeekendSportsUp
Author & #MFFL fan; Big dog lover; I'm not here to shag spiders. #CueMattDamon https://t.co/v8yyQDTUPdThewannabeadventuremom
@beadventuremom
Honest, realistic and fun parenting adventure truths ⛰️🌵All I need is a proper adventure hat 🤠A-Moo’s Bouche 🐮
@AsclepiasRosa
professional ruminator / gluten-free Canadian noodler 🇨🇦 * good soup maker * LEGO lover * carbon-neutral tweets * spends every storytime with @perlhack* #BLMOne Dog's Opinion 🐾
@onedogsopinion
I’m the dog you met at that partyJono
@whoinvitedjon
I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbhJason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
@JasonKPargin
Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at https://t.co/rPxhhz6fP4, now: https://t.co/rHIoNS0xCvTweeter Handle
@2ndhandname
I don’t have to prove myself to the TwitterJosh
@schway_j
https://t.co/RawBtNU7wSBecky
@thehubrispanda
minimalist | https://t.co/iuHtUescwoThe Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑
@LexoLuthoro
ONE HALF OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS W/ @MilfordBrimlee Future Space Lizard 🖕FUCK NAZIS🖕 🖕FUCK TERFS🖕 Married to @shadyshyguy1 🔞 #SFGiantsGordie Wayner
@GordieWayner
creature of habit from the omni-verse of fear no band t-shirt mating calls no honing devices and bitter beerkenzi
@kenzianidiot
follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/herRed Mobster 🦞
@MobsterRed
communism was just a red herringDonutHawk
@StruggleDisplay
My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹
@metickleu
Raggedy Ann in a Barbie world https://t.co/OgxOrzHKoE #fuckcancer My superpower is battling colon cancer.Kevin The Dad
@kevinthedad
Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!Shauna.. na
@ForgetTheMoose
I read goodMoLicious
@m38510250
I write about things, and I know a few. Can you tell if it’s fiction, or my words are true? ✨ follow back not a DM invitation ✨ taken AF ❤️He's Back And He's Schmucktacular!
@SchmuckOnAHorse
Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash.jerm
@mysightsarelow
Mad Hatter Mommy!!!
@MadHatterMommy
sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsndBelle Is A Mom
@BelleIsAMom
Beauty and the Tweets. https://t.co/MShFQlRC7hSilly Saturday Tweet Contest
@SillySaturday
We'll be bringing the SILLY SATURDAY CONTEST to you EVERY OTHER SATURDAY. Save up your silly for us.Tweet to the Void
@TweetToTheVoid2
Ruthlessly mocking your crippling coffee addiction. Pan 🏳️🌈 (he/him) Actually autistic. Geeky af. BLM ACAB Header by @RiotGrlErinKylo Ken
@starwarsstanboy
Lightsaber smith.Nerd. Gamer. Dobie dad. Cosplay. Artist.Stage 4 cancer/BMT survivor. Allergic to your cat. Kings/Yankees/Broncos #starwarsRobFM²: Back in the Habit
@RobIsOuttaHere
my standup debut: https://t.co/9RpylJcJJU sorry in advanceBaby Fish Mouth 👶🐟👄
@BabyFishMouth5
Sweeping the nation.💀SpookyLittleComic👻
@CunniLinguist77
failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧NoDMs🏳️🌈RubMor
@QBruby
Father of 4. Husband to an introvert. This is my social life now.inksAton
@CamInksaton
I’m here for comedy and Florida Gators, but I have a big mouth and will spout strong opinions on occasion as well! 🎤🐊❤️🔥 Jolie Reverie ❤️🔥
@joliereverie1
Just a girl living on the edge of a beautiful daydream.Brock
@Brock_Teee
Husband, Father, Purveyor of sensible nonsenseThinking Munk
@thinkingmunk
Not sure. — same nick on the forbidden place𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁
@BrickMahoney
Look lady, I'm just here for the cat gifsCat Gee
@CatGee1989
American Short Tempered 😾 Rabid @ClemsonFB Fan 🐯 #Nurse 👩⚕️ Vinyl Purist.JustBeachy🌊
@Patty_cakez_
No longer musing at the desert and enjoying the beach instead. New life, new account.c i n
@SexyAsCin
I’m verified. My blue check was free. I got the discounted, invisible version.🌺Tita🍍🌈✊🏾
@VTTPacificTita
✨Will fk your Dad and make you my step kid✨ Deleted at 26k 🥺 USNavyCombatVet. MBA. AutismMom. Irreverent AF. https://t.co/DSfa9OImyaPessimus Prime respawn edition
@_pessimusprime
They tried to cancel me. They failed. No one will stop me tweeting about Barry Chuckle. YOU HEAR ME ELON?