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@ravenswng_
Disc golf flinger, bird peeper, geocacher, wife, friend, accomplished crop duster. Bacon is life.
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https://Twitter.com/search/from:@ravenswng_(exclude:replies) 09-02-2013 16:26:47
42,5K Tweets
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Adam
@adamgreattweet
Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Lil Bit ๐
@LizerReal
Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Stone
@StoneAgeRadio13
Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up. https://t.co/zWj3lHItCn
DamnFineTweet
@damnfinetweet
RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas3
I'm a niche genre.
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
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@itmegreggy
honk honk honk
A Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below โฌ๏ธ
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
โข goth daria vibes โข fear does not exist in this bio โข muppet enthusiast โข reba/dolly 2024 โข subscribe โข
Vinod Chhaproo
@Chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
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@Bob_Janke
Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine ๐@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
๐Graham Kritzer
@GrahamKritzer
Dad | Comedian IG: https://t.co/psofRPKyhx https://t.co/bNYQO5BaSM
Fragmentary Dumpster Angel
@whoremoanalkiwi
Queso enthusiast. Do not resuscitate. NFA โจ๐ค๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ชฆโฐ๏ธ๐ฅ (Iโm a litter of baby raccoons in a meat suit)
Heather Hogan
@theheatherhogan
your friendly neighborhood soft butch | @laikaspacedogโs wifey | she/her | writer + editor | #LongCovid | https://t.co/97DeXdfvhU
Stacy
@LaikaSpaceDog
film editor โข gal pals with @theheatherhogan
emily
@emilykmay
'mid and delusional' | doubt-filled believer | peak millennial | girl's girl | unfortunately very sincere
JodingersCat-astrophe
@JMoneySlimer
If you think I post a lot of crap, you should see what I delete: Ghost account for @JodingersCat
Anna Maltese ๐ ๐น ๐
@MalteseAnna
Archer, martial artist, fmr Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.
HoodyHoo
@Hoodyhoo5
The girl your mama warned you about. I also know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
Leon County, FL
@LeonCounty
Leon County is a welcoming, diverse, healthy and vibrant community, recognized as a great place to live, work and raise a family.
Fred Grimm
@grimm_fred
Aging news guy. Reporter since 1969. Spent 41 years with the Miami Herald. Opinion wrangler since 1991. Rescued from obscurity by Sun-Sentinel, September, 2017.
kenzi
@kenzianidiot
follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her
Missy Martinez
@MissyXMartinez
Internet Manatee. I write articles with my flippers.
Regina Carpaccio
@ReginaCarpaccio
Everything is Ravioli
Leen McBeans ๊ช
@LeenMcBeans
โจGood intentions, questionable methodsโจ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Jailed Whale
@AWhaleInJail
a completely friendly and law abiding whale. she/her
Pessimus Prime respawn edition
@_pessimusprime
They tried to cancel me. They failed. No one will stop me tweeting about Barry Chuckle. YOU HEAR ME ELON?
Jenna SaysQuoi
@jennasaysquoi
quoi
Ted Bevenour
@tebeve
Gadget geek, wannabe grill master, lover of beers, sneaker of cigars, unwittingly a small dog guy. @tebeve.bsky.social @tebeve on Threads
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@MisterWoodles
๐บ code drunk, debug sober ๐ป Proletariat in the streets, Bolshevik in the sheets. Black lives matter He/Him I'm not very funny.
cam
@climaxximus
brain goin vroom ๐จ
Jasmine Crockett's Visual Aids
@ChipHarbour
Don't lose your passion. Don't lose your sense of wonder. Work at maintaining your humanity.
Gogs
@gogs_shush
Mastodon: https://t.co/4AJHy02ipG
She Who Shall Not Be Named
@one_spoon_short
Chronic Illness Warrior, Comic Book Lover, Romantic Sap, Mom of Teenagers, She/Her | Out looking for my ducks
Corduroy Cheddar
@SjekkieBunzing
juliabegetsjulia
@juliaknowsjulia
Polish Queen. Iโm gonna offend you. Relax. Iโm every chick in the movie The Fighter in real life. Hey - Watch. Me. Get. Down.
RobFMยฒ: Back in the Habit
@RobIsOuttaHere
my standup debut: https://t.co/9RpylJcJJU sorry in advance
Temporary Sequel
@NoFabTobi
This is not the main account. If Iโm here a lot, I might be deactivated on main.
Breakfast ๐ฉ โ๏ธ ๐
@donutscoffeeme
Queen of stoner munchies, says @TheNostalgicCo. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. Here for the tits and giggles. NSFWish. 40. Probably joking. She/her. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป๐ท
austere
@awakendmindsoul
ketel one, three olives and a pickle https://t.co/g2FnVTuiev
Daddy Go Fish
@daddygofish
Warning: alcohol leads to kids leads to lots more alcohol.
Try a Draft without the Voiceover
@MrMattThomas
Writer - Boogiemanja, Katie & Shaun. British, mate. Tweets constitute medical advice.
NG ๐จ๐ฆ๐
@Northerngent4
Iโm here to share laughs. Kindness first, friend, father and husband. Itโs your body do what you want.Co-creator of #BitchSyrup, Iโm soUrry.
MumInBits
@MumInBits
Can be found speaking with a British accent
๐ Shay
@ShayGreat
Just here to share my random thoughts. Gen X, BS Detector, Beach Lover, True Crime Fan, Cat Mom, Crocs Rock! ๐ด๐๐น
A-Mooโs Bouche ๐ฎ
@AsclepiasRosa
professional ruminator / gluten-free Canadian noodler ๐จ๐ฆ * good soup maker * LEGO lover * carbon-neutral tweets * spends every storytime with @perlhack* #BLM
LisMc
@LisMc5
Baudelaire & a fireside nightcap is a dream I had once https://t.co/aIY1Ev8VBQ
Pamela Kaval - Author Actor Filmmaker
@KavalAuthorActs
Actor; Filmmaker; Screenwriter; Children's Book Author; Ex Sustainability & Environmental Researcher; Ex Park Ranger; Fostering dogs ๐ณ๐ฟ
luke warm tweets
@lukejarret
Do what you love and youโll never work a day in your life if the thing you love is night shifts. ////////// link to my top tweets๐
Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Turkeys ๐ฆ๐ฆ
@QueenVofCoffee
DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
That Fella Kev
@ThatFellaKev
On a short twitter hiatus. Least crap tweets here โก๏ธ https://t.co/GKSn4tTc08
yeah ok
@poutinesmoothie
*finger guns*
X ๐จ๐ฆ
@FFmaxhyde
Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow
Rick Aaron
@RickAaron
The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'
ficklenuts
@ficklenuts
yes, Iโm always like this. not dead yet.
shaena
@shegoesbyshaena
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@Celestephase
sith-y heathen. frog enthusiast. slut for science. feminist bitch. TERFs fuck off. she/her๐ฉท๐๐
@AlexNevilAgain
@AlexNevilAgain
I am Elon Musk. You donโt need to parody me. Iโm obviously perfectly capable of doing it myself.
Natalie Would
@_NatalieWould
https://t.co/gtvbRCGZLc โ๏ธ
Jess
@Jessicaperrynap
STRUMPETโ๏ธ
@_strumpet_
Openminded people welcome here. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธLGBTQ+ & Poly Lifestyle positive. Party Queen ๐~ plenty of NIะ & Existential Angst ๐ค Just Be a Good Human