John Lyon
@johnlyontweets
This mind intentionally left blank. twitter.com/search?q=from:…
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21-11-2011 01:00:43
131,131K Tweet
17,17K Followers
8,8K Following
Mysteries of Life
@mysteriesolife
former ChicagoNow writer facebook.com/MysteriesOfLif…
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
Benny 'goes electric' Rollins
@citizenkawala
Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 twitter.com/search?q=from%…
The Delusional Gentleman
@themadgargoyle
Disappointing my family one tweet at a time.
𝕁.
@jtothet
👑 of Dad Jokes | Punnier than most | Nerd in the tweets, same on the streets | Nachos | Not funny
Rick Aaron
@rickaaron
The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'
Tony P.
@tbone7219
Hollie Harris
@allholls
Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
Sooz🇨🇦
@cruisinsoozan
Jess Shulman
@jessshulman
Certified Professional Editor (CPE), crossword constructor (std and cryptics), also kids, language, music, books, baseball, TV, cats/dogs, puns... she/her
Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969
Does this look infected?
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@bob_janke
Non-Attorney Spokesman I write this for fun deceiverjr.blogspot.com I know who DB Cooper is
Dan Regan
@danregan_comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer ⏬️ For Business & Collab ⏬️ [email protected]
Stefan Urquelle
@officeofsteve
you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD twitter.com/search?q=From%…
Salty Winter Child
@jayenn21st
She / Her. Medical doctor / Oncopathologist. Pretentious hipster. Lover of musicals. Hailer of taxi cabs. Giver of high-fives. Has too many opinions about TV
Sean 😐
@sergebomba
Aged 48 - blithering idiot.
clify
@bobsfunees
oops I didn't mean to RT that. alt whats older than main. clify. bsky. social
Mark Hamill
@markhamill
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Just Bill
@williamader
I'll be here all weak.
Reta Coffman
@retacof
golf, bicycle, kayak. socially liberal...women's rights advocate. miss wheat harvest 1958 Twitter.com/search?q=from:… http://
Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy
I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - x.com/search?q=from%…
Antler Eating Contest
@misterwayward
I make music and dabble in chores. twitter.com/search/from:@m…
Brian Hills
@hillsbrian
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶
@perrigame
Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
Boyd's Backyard™
@theboydp
I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Stabbatha Christy
@lovenlunchmeat
murder and cake. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Justen
@blanco_basura
Sports fan and part time jackass. Also play games. Mostly Fallout. twitter.com/search?q=From:…
AR Innovation Hub
@arinnovationhub
North Little Rock Public Library System's Innovation Hub is a makerspace & nonprofit organization dedicated to increasing innovative activity in Arkansas.
Kellalena
@topaz_kell
gag me with a spoon
KenD
@kennyd444
Nobody. Just nobody.
Just-A-Fool
@rickelverum
I’m not a real Fool, I’m just a participant. ♌️
Jack Boot
@iamjackboot
The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Annie Hatfield
@annehatfieldvo
Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. x.com/search?q=(from…
Trey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway twitter.com/treydayway/tim…
Laura 💙
@lollybells
Mitten State ✋ Apatheist 💙🌊💙#VoteBlue 🏳️🌈 Ally 🏳️⚧️ BLM🫀(Probably) not a cannibal 👻 Future Ghost 💞 Married to @The_Briterican. she/her Ö_Ö/
Kris Wilder
@parkerquotes2
Public relations coordinator, recovering reporter, mom of two amazing human beings, reader, writer, math hater.
Little Miss Sunshine
@troubled_girlz
True Patriot, love my country and in my free time I love to read useless shit on the internet and massacre Bubble Wrap.
ƊƛMЄƝ
@plan_c_mindset
Art addicted, coffee fueled, father, fighter, friend, lover of beauty, music, and reckless abandon. I like & RT whatever strikes a chord or sparks my interest.
Hasan Merali, MD
@hasan_merali
Toddler promoter. Featured in NYT, BBC, NBC, CNN. Pediatric Emergency Medicine physician and global child health researcher @mch_childrens. Views are my own.
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: bsky.app/profile/nurseb…
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
AMG
@amgkomikc
Writer. Иногда я рисую (sometimes I draw). Twitter.com/search/from:AM…
temple runner
@ponderingssss
geet said that????
Wtf Kayla?
@wtfkayla69
Just your average Bitch trying to survive this fucked up world
dan poets society
@danielsayswhat
Actor, Comedian, Poet, Artist, Joker 🃏🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
tom foolery
@lil_deeblez
does a surprisingly good impression of road signs. all tweets lovingly composed by an all-male boardroom.
Bubs
@bubbymalloy
Twitter.com/search/from:Bu…
tera-cotta
@notincharge7
Mother of 5, wife of 1, teacher of 20 years. If I don't write this down, did it really happen?
BOOP
@pettyyyboop
Destroyer of brain cells and houseplants. Relatable.
Groceries
@terrorsweats
This notes app is broken, I'm seeing other people's is that legal?
Bird Eckler
@birdeckler
They should make a moral fiber supplement
Front line woman
@jessicaswensen5
Working from windows 10 until it explodes. Avi is younger me (Hell, I'm honest!) Please no DM Header by artist Heggsterhead
Mental Masochist
@sentientsadist
Ambers love was like a marble. mobile.x.com/search?q=from%…
𝓚𝓪𝔂𝓒𝓮𝓮
@kayceewrites
✨Wordy girl.✨ twitter.com/search?q=from:…
Bex
@more_throttle
I refuse to tip toe through life to arrive safely at death
e l l a 🇨🇦
@blondehotcoffee
i only tweet when i’m high or manic
Melanie
@meldutchie
mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from…
DecafLatte✨
@chiquita__chula
Sober, introvert, short. Triple threat 💘 💍🧛🏼♂️🧛🏼♀️🐕🦺🪽
Jenna SaysQuoi
@jennasaysquoi
quoi
Melinda
@mslaurelnotes
If anyone asks, this counts as work. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
The Tanya
@tanya_the11313
electrogravitic microwave philosopher
Agoraphobic Nomad
@agoraphobicn
I was born under the sign of the Gnu. At the time of my birth my moon was fully loaded in the ascendant and pebble dashed my entire horoscope.
essa bee
@guccibootss
please allow up to 2-4 business days for the eight ball to provide the answer you seek
FrickenChicken
@gangstadice
99% Influencer - 1% Water
SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩
@lorazekim
Villianous. Limbo champion. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. Rude motherfucker. 🚫DM 🔞 𝕏-rated. Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
DasAutoCitron
@dasautocitron
Jesus loves you, but we think you're a cunt.
Smash💋
@asmashterpiece
Punny, sassy, & anti-flashy. Everything I say is a joke, except this… and that.
Somethin' about Mary
@titsonthebarbie
Innuendo aficionado.