Science Mom 🔬
@emslyce
Discovering that toddlers and logic don't mix. Seen on @Huffpost @buzzfeed @TODAY_Parents @cheezburger and many more. My tweets are here ⬇️
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Rodney Lacroix
@rodlacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: linktr.ee/RodLacroix | Latest Tweets: t.ly/stte | Top Tweets: bit.ly/3HTyfV5
Amanda 🖤🐍
@aaamanda
38. mom to 3 girls. @CleGuardians baseball for life. harrie & swiftie for life.
drnik46
@drnik46
Dog mom, forensic scientist, sarcastic. Hobbies include covering my dogs with blankets, miniature building, & #DailyRio photos. Sometimes foster dog mom. 🏳️🌈
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@riotgrlerin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • subscribe •
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
Brock
@brock_teee
Deep Fried Philosopher, Uncommon Sense Advocate, Joke Architect
The Real Slim Sadie
@shadycinderella
Built for comfort, not speed. -An Autobiography
Kristen
@kris_1614
Mom, book nerd, ✝️,here for the laughs.
Jono
@whoinvitedjon
I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbh
Michael Blackman
@mikerblackman
Writer. “Left-leaning social media user.” -Fox News
amber unraveled
@amberunraveled
I make questionably funny motherhood videos and say really dumb things. #NoRagrets | 2 tweens & a toddler
Bessy Vegas
@bessyvegas
~Much Madness is divinest Sense~
Ricky Rocksteady
@rocksteadyricky
Chicago sports + NSC enthusiast | he/him/y'all | Limp Bizkit admirer | anti-Nazi | pro-grammar Nazi | pro-pro wrestling | mildly sucks at geography
Burning Mom ⚡️
@momonfire
Hey man, I can be cool. Light on my feet. Murder in the streets. Playing Bingo at the Flamingo. I can be whatever you want.
Daddy Daze
@daddydazecomic
Daddy Daze, by John Kovaleski, is about parenting…and you may like it even if you haven’t created a mini version of yourself.
Byron Mulder ™️
@fuzzy2769
Unstable white cracker. Aspiring skyhighatrist. Part time crappy poet. Shit magnet of epic proportions. Unlovable Llama lover🦙.
Shark Bait
@masteroffury
We ARE going back. Magas elected a serial liar, criminal, and Sociopath to be in charge.
just v¡be
@lvmell0
what? it’s self care mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from…
Pet Sitter's Tale
@petsitterstale
Laura Vorreyer is a screenwriter & pet expert. Her book is The Pet Sitter's Tale! linktr.ee/lauravorreyer
Andy Sanders
@andysanders33
helping others find purpose. multiple hobby disorder. lover of people and food and thoughtfulness.
🦂Stay at Home Meh 🌵
@caseyjparker
t1d in the desert with 2 kids and a garden
🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹
@samrc1987
Senior Copyeditor ✏️❌ | Puzzle Solver 🧩 | History Enthusiast 📜 | Avid Reader 📚 | Aspiring Author 🖋️ | Coffee Epicure ☕ | Verified Nerd 🤓 | '90s Kid 🎮📼💾
🌊𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕜𝕖🌊
@ladylake_19
I wish I could, but I don't want to.
George hogue
@seedless61
🌌kristina 🌌
@inurnightdress
Alex Turner's favorite mistress/Samuel L Jackson of moms/SALSA TITS twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Buzz Lightbeer
@buzzlightbeer01
To stupidity and beyond
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! linktr.ee/dadmann_walking seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
David🫁🦻🫅🐶🐕🐠🐟🥨🧀🥩🗽🚤🌈🔥🇺🇸😈
@dbiggreenfish
#longCovid sufferer, hermit, introvert, video gamer, misses having fishtanks, loves my dogs. No MAGA, bigots, etc
Boomer, FFS I
@bsallday1
can you believe I....
Sprinkles the clown 🇨🇦
@fozzie4prez
we laughed, we cried, we went home happy.
Bone Chocolates
@bonechocolates
Making my little jokes to distract myself from the terror of the walls closing in.
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
💎ime St💝re 🐮girl
@dimestorec0wgrl
🚨legal disclaimer: it’s all fake🚨• nsfw •c-ptsd• 🏔️🌊🌴 • not a bot, I just like to send nudes • 💅 👸🏼💚 🍑 🍆•
Renée Meredith
@wumother
I went to the bluer sky. You should, too.
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
BStylin
@chicketypoo22
👩🏫👩🔬👩👦 🏳️🌈♋☀️ ♌🌜♏⬆️ 🎮🌳
Adam
@adamgreattweet
Dog owner but she doesn’t know I’m on here. Parody account. He/Him
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
momsoverhere.bsky.social @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Jenna S.
@thatmidwestmom
Worlds okayest Midwest mom who needed an outlet for her jokes
Kevin The Dad
@kevinthedad
Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
Dick Tater Has Blocked You
@starflower20201
might be looking for a date. Innuendo is my major 🇨🇦🍁 No lists please 🇺🇦. #BLM #NP4P twitter.com/search?q=%3ASt…
TiredAsAMother
@didyouaskdad
Just a mom trying to be better than the day before. A constant seeker of personal growth and of remembering who I am. Pro “dancing like your 18 forever”
@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield linktr.ee/shevinmusic
NicholasG
@dad_at_law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
ablogwasborn
@ablogwasborn
Stay-at-home-mom | Mother of boys | Sometimes witty | A little sarcastic | More comedic takes on IG
Ves
@purplepimple1
The world's oyster
Sarah Beth Burwick
@sarahbeth345
canadian expat | basic jewish mom | lawyer | writer | you think it, i'll say it.
Mike Miller
@popartcartoonz
Ha! Imagine reading a bio.
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ Twitter.com/search/from:on…
I Hide From My Kids
@ihidefrommykids
writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
cali73
@cali73leticia
Wife, mother of two beautiful girls… Love art, nature, the outdoors, a runner, watch anime and play Genshin w my daughter… so yeah still a kid at heart!
McDad
@mcdadstuff
I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. threads.net/@mcdadstuff Find more of my tweets here ⬇️
The Mom, M.Ed. 💃
@themommed
Mom. Writer (WattPad @jrobeson). Chronic Pain Warrior. Animal lover. Baker, at times. I have extremely dry wit, and I’m not sorry about it. ***I do not DM.***
Some Mummy that You Used to Know
@pritikaryan
Lindy Vogel
@thelindyvogel
Failed model. Mom of 6. Recovering baby addict. Words: @YourTango @PregnantChicken @MontereyBayParent @businessinsider EiC Sweary Mommy on @Medium.
Ben Boven
@benboven1
I write romantic comedies and apocalyptic romantic thrillers like this one: a.co/d/58Ce1gS
Jacob
@joto95744457
Over thinking morning person, looks for the silver lining. Old school. Cooking lasagna.
Mumnipotent Ruler
@mumoftw0
Mum of 2 under 2 in 2022. Here for the laughs on all things parenting and marriage!
Twinfluenced
@twinfluenced
Life with multiples. Follow on the ‘gram @ twin.fluenced
Temporary Sequel
@nofabtobi
I don’t care.
Wiffle Ball Helmet
@wffleballhelmet
Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️ 🚗9️⃣ and 2️⃣3️⃣ ; 🏎5️⃣ 🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple.
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
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@_themilkwitch_
The Constant Mama
@theconstantmama
drives too fast. yells too much. loves to the max. 😅
✨No Context Paul✨
@nocontext_paul
Random amusement 🔞 Animal friend 🐾 UTB
Vinod Chhaproo
@chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-linktr.ee/chhapiness
Lil Bit 🌈
@lizerreal
Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Mommeh Dearest
@mommeh_dearest
There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻🖕🏻 Fuck the Patriarchy