Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for

McDonald’s is delicious and I will die on this hill.

“Remember?” They are still doing this. I had to select a “clean” pen three days ago at the doctor’s office for my annual physical. I tried to grab a “dirty one” because I’m a rebel, which led the receptionist to hand me a “clean” one, with a dirty look, as well as a surgical…

I wake up to texts that friends sent me after 10pm. What is wrong with you people. Text me at 6am like a normal person.

I’ve got two:

Jason Street and Matt Saracen

IYKYK

Is there a scientific explanation for why I need to turn down the music AND remove my sunglasses in order to reverse my car?

Just incredible. Daqqa was convicted for kidnapping, torturing (including castrating), and murdering 19 year-old Moshe Tamam.

Look at how Amnesty International describes him below. It’s a sickness.

A short story all parents of >1 will understand: One of those giant blue stork signs announcing a new baby appeared in my neighborhood that said ANNOUNCING NEW BABY BEN and then a few days later a new pink sign went up that read AND NEW BIG SISTER SOPHIE

Counter: Bring your kids to the supermarket with you. It’s an opportunity to bond and discuss different foods and recipes, plus math lessons and money management. And also? By making kids join you on errands that can be boring, we are teaching our children not to be entitled…

Democrats sold out the US's most solid ally in the Middle East to placate voters like this. Great job everyone!

The right: 'I'm poor because a migrant stole my job'

The left: 'I'm poor because my government collaborates with the Je - I mean Zionists - to exploit people like me'

White grievance politics but ✨leftist✨

Same horseshoe, different end.

From Wall Street Journal Opinion: If one removes the questionable data from the Gaza Health Ministry’s numbers, it becomes clearer that Israel has made considerable efforts to minimize the war’s effect on civilians, writes David Adesnik on.wsj.com/3J75zbV

First he had to stand in a frigid room and watch the doctor literally wash my insides and put them back in my body, then he had to sleep on a hideously uncomfortable cot for two nights. The indignity!

Oh. Sorry. Were you referring to mothers?

In the year of our collective nightmare 2024, John Fetterman has distinguished himself from modern national leftists by taking such bold positions as:

1) Jews shouldn't be murdered
2) Violent crime is bad
3) You shouldn't steal homes

“[P]rogressive culture has devolved into open Jew hatred that makes people feel unsafe.”

This has been the case for several years; if you only saw it beginning October 7, then you weren’t paying close enough attention.

Same.

Countdown until someone blames The Zionists for the east coast earthquake

3,2,1

This is a rule in Los Angeles

I could not have said this better myself.