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I'm blown away by this!
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not one single vicodin lol

All I have to say about the Bear/Man vid is; its 2024.. and the thing that's upsetting is that we in this day of age STILL have a convo about this. This shouldn't even be a question. Women shouldn't have to fear men.
We have not advanced as a species at all. Not by a long shot

2 hours sleep.

Mondays gonna hit like a pair of balls to my ass.

Rittenhouse attempting to grow a mustache. Got his name on his vest and everything.

A coke toe nail just hits differently.

made 7 men cry this year. my target is 22.

I’d tattoo your bite marks on my ass

Just found out I'm going to have a short day today, and let me just say, it couldn't have happened to a better person.

cut off tshirt and jorts season is getting closer

Costco on a Sunday. This is my suicide note.

Is it really necessary to put me under for a colonoscopy? I’m ok with anal sex.

I only ever use this surprised emoji 😲 because it has teeth and then none of you will think about putting your dick in it.

When you're a wildlife photographer, the goal is to blend in with your surroundings, so that you don't scare off the animals 😂

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