To you guys who don't get it, I'm going to paraphrase what I saw somewhere else.

Bad date results:

Men: it was weird

Women: raped, assaulted, drink spiked, murdered, stalked.

Get your heads out of your asses.

Shits weird, isn't it.

Gee, I really wish I could but the spin cycle just started on my washing machine

my #mcm of the best bros
X 🇨🇦
Jeffrey
Ennui Cavill
😈😋 𝕁ust a 𝕄enace 😝😈
The Best Dave you know
PieGuy
PJ and the Bear 🐻
JediMasster7
Kvy_kev 🌻🌻🌻🟦
Arry Pottah🇨🇦
sʜᴀᴍᴡᴇʟʟ
Łěşś4ýøů©
Alfie
SHADED
⎝⎝✧Ṩigᴍ🅰✧⎠⎠
Prof Fox🦊
Mr.Carter
Ⓜ️isterD
M͜͡&͜͡M͜͡
Forward March

Yep....looks like people are still incredibly stupid.

I’m just not in the mood for this expired yogurt.

I can’t wait to go home and have a nap about it.

she's the kind of woman that uses empty bottles as an altar, and old tattered notebooks as the scorecard of her mind's wars.

Okay this cluster isn't going to unfuck itself

I’ll eat a bag of caramels until my jaw hurts…..and that’s the only time I allow my jaw to hurt ☝🏽

my #mcm of the best bros
X 🇨🇦
Jeffrey
Ennui Cavill
😈😋 𝕁ust a 𝕄enace 😝😈
The Best Dave you know
PieGuy
PJ and the Bear 🐻
JediMasster7
Kvy_kev 🌻🌻🌻🟦
Arry Pottah🇨🇦
sʜᴀᴍᴡᴇʟʟ
Łěşś4ýøů©
Alfie
SHADED
⎝⎝✧Ṩigᴍ🅰✧⎠⎠
Prof Fox🦊
Mr.Carter
Ⓜ️isterD
M͜͡&͜͡M͜͡
Forward March

Hi. I’m a slob. Nice to meet you.

I love this electric feel you give me, but are you sure the dog shock collar is a good idea

Just released yesterday. Groovy little jam.

open.spotify.com/track/74lLJdjM…

Oh, you need diet tips? Sure. Your pants can't get too tight if you don’t wear any.

You are going to a drag brunch. I am headed to an early Passover Seder. We are not the same.

Skeletal servant of an ossified god logging on

Anyone want to hear the “I’m Proud of You” song I wrote for my dog??

As a young girl, I was led to believe, if I ever fell off a cliff a very handsome man would be waiting to catch me.

No one tells you he’d really yell, “JUMP!!”

Isn't the point of Twitter to interact with people and post crap?
I was reading and it says you should only post 1-3 a day so that Twitter doesn't flag you as a possible bot.
If you reply or post too much, they assume that you're not human and flag you as a bot.