There can be too much of a good thing, but don't let it hear you say that...shhhhhhh

Just another day in paradise.

Sooo, how the fuck are ya?

sometimes, when Kendrick and Drake fight, i worry that i caused it.

Out of place and out of luck, like a receipt winning a lifetime off the grid. All the used to be categories now spectators in frames and that makes nothing far enough away. I confront myself. 'Why this old raffle ticket curse?' It was that or some bare ass poker energy, no strip.

bank teller: I can’t read this note, it’s in cursive

bank robber: *angry boomer noises*

It's like people think that they can escape this heart of mine

What makes you think I'm hitting on you? This is my emotional support baseball bat.

I’ve mastered to dark art of pretending I’m ok inside.

We’re together. We’re in love. We’re on Twitter. She has no idea who the fuck I am.

The city is too hectic so I live in the past

what is the difference between a good tweet and a bad tweet? this is rhetorical, of course
you guys obviously don't know

Sometimes you really have to check how green the grass is before realizing your lawn is better

Once I plant my vegetable garden it’s over for you cabbitches

*seductively slaughters you*

Just told myself to fuck off. Well deserved.

i never liked that Bobby Mcgee. damn hippy grifter.

[World War One]

Private Hitler: “How can I make this more about me?”

Stayin alive should be played in my funeral

Just blooming like a lilac, hby?