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He’s not the stepdad, he’s the dad who stepped up Happy #Caturday

Stealing candy from babies is a huge kindness when you think about it. Candy is terrible for babies.

The Golden King 👑 The magnificent Blondie Mahiwa male. Incredible!! #LoveLions 🎥 dan_roberts_07 Instagram

Nwaswitshaka male chasing away an intruder who I think is Skorro Orpen male!! #LoveLions 🎥 jaco_wildlife Instagram

This yellow lizard is a pet asking for a pat. Every living being wants to be loved.

Rare white bison..

Take some time today to pin your happiness on what a group of millionaires on TV do today, as a welcome break from every other day where you stake your happiness on what a group of billionaires do.

All this Valentine's shit in these stores makes me want to puke Hold me

If Shakespeare wrote 'Much Ado About Nothing' today it'd just be called 'Whatever'.

Our time is our most significant currency. Stop wasting your time on people who are equivalent to gas station sushi.

Never trust a guy over 30 who wears a baseball cap backwards. You’re welcome.

The walk of shame after a night with a cougar hits different when she sends you home with mashed potatoes in a tupperware container.

no, you’re not too old to take selfies with your tongue out, that’s dumb at any age

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or warm if you heat it up. I've also had it in the air fryer with a little cheese. The point is I'm mad at you. And hungry.

It's important that you tell your children your story. "No sweetheart, Daddy was never in a war. But here's a picture of me screaming at a seagull in 1993."

You passed your teriyaki phase and are now going into your boneless chicken wing phase. Still gross.