*feeling loved, beautiful, smart, kind, resourceful, and witty*

making quiet changes to see who notices

A mosquito just flew by my ear and whispered 'we back bruh'

Life tip: Dont grow up it's a trap

It's funny sometimes how our favorite people can be our favorite place.

Please remember to keep an eye out for young bicyclists, aggressive motorcyclists, and pickleball players en route

Have someone in your life who is excited to see you when you come home from a long day. Someone who will look at you with love, curl up beside you when you are watching a movie, looks forward to the simple things like going for a walk together.

It’s a dog. Get a fucking dog.

You know how some people go crazy when they come across a dog and want to pet it? I'm like that, but with butterflies.

They should invent a Sunday that’s not filled with adulting

Once upon a time there was a girl who didn’t wait til last minute to do important things

I appreciate and value good sarcasm.

Them: Don’t let people live rent-free in your head.

Me, obsessively thinking about that one person who viciously criticized me for a grammatical error in a tweet I wrote four months ago.

just sat in the costco parking lot eating a hot dog at 10:15am don’t you dare tell me I’m not living my best life

Woke up feeling like it’s gonna be a pool day

My teenage son's being nice to me so I'm guessing my bank card is going to be requested later today.

You have the sexiest RBF on this website.

Most of adulthood is saying 'what the fuck?' under your breath about everything and then you die

Adult hide and seek game... except you just wish them luck and don't go and find them

Hello pollen my old friend, my nose is running once again.

‘Sex kitten’ I whisper to myself as I put my night guard in and settle onto my heating pad to sleep.