Just Tim
@Bairdt50
Just a guy, standing in front of his wife, hoping she doesn’t remember to say “Simon Says.” Foster dad to pups in need. Avi by @itsPKav #autismawareness
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Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/Z2tnWjzeDx
President Warren G. Harding (Zero Indictments)
@PopeAwesomeXIII
Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
Adam
@adamgreattweet
Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
jokey lil jokester making my lil jokey jokes
@EdgarPoop1
I’m just joking
Mad Hatter Mommy!!!
@MadHatterMommy
sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Stefan Urquelle
@OfficeofSteve
you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
Heatherhere 👽
@Heatinblack
duck, duck, goose
DamnFineTweet
@damnfinetweet
RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!
Daveastated
@Daveastated
Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
stoned cold fox
@roastmalone_
no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Turkeys 🦃🦃
@QueenVofCoffee
DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
cap’n watsisname
@capnwatsisname
slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.
A Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below ⬇️
Chloroform rag and chill
@MyselfStalking
Not your average guy. WAY BELOW THAT. Here for laughs, dark humor brightens me up. Other random things that people go “eeewwww' at. Not broken, just bent.
Neshi
@Neshi1665813
Adyson Crosby
@crosby_ady82435
Smoshene
@smoshene14032
#20
McSholle
@MSholle69348
I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Dosee
@Dosee38826
|🖤|
John to the World 🌎
@JohnJokewriter
Multi-vaxxed for your pleasure. Former joke writer for Jay Leno. I’m a lot funnier when I’m paid to write material. At least that’s what I tell myself.
Deteauez
@deteauez73739
Creating fun moments !
JodingersCat-astrophe
@JMoneySlimer
If you think I post a lot of crap, you should see what I delete: Ghost account for @JodingersCat
just me but not
@justmebutnot1
Just having fun, tell me a dirty joke. BLM, Resist.
nika
@nikalamity
*smarty pants* https://t.co/U3gLVjrMbH
Dad Pickup Line
@dadpickupline
4 kids, smoking hot wife, occasionally funny. I help international students over at @askadso and https://t.co/B0UsUsni0k. Still love tacos.
LO LO 💙 🏴☠️ SWIFTLY 🕊
@NoFreeSmiles5
:) GenieUS/ Genius/ artist/ improvisational philosopher/ Ü/ Banksy is kinda a dumb artist in my opinion
Be Kind Of Witty
@bekindofwitty
Mom life - Humor | Tweets: https://t.co/bBqGN7N1hI
Leon Ewen
@leon_ewen
Adivawrites
@adivawrites
Words and Dreams. #adivawrites
Neener Neener Neener🍁
@neenertothe3
Banner is Twitter and a few of the missuses
Bob Bib
@ChipsAhoy72
Rosco Malone
@McCoy16
Baseball fan, music lover, beard haver. Willie Nelson fan. Beard model. wanna be poet. Susan Sontag aficionado. Ozark butt chug witness. Salt Mine Hall of Famer
ndavy11
@ndavy11
Kevin Mixon
@kevinmixon123
CJ Pelletier
@CJPelletier69
Just another fat guy with a pretty wife.
Kevin D.
@PDXCrazy
US Air Force veteran, 32 years clean and sober, mental illness sufferer, love humor #RecoveryPosse #mentalillness
Karmandalorian
@Karmandalorian
This is the way. Follow for dad jokes, old jokes, and old dad jokes.
garyfixesstuff🟧
@garyfixstuff
I like funny, and beauty, inside and out. be kind. I like weird, dark and sexy, speak your mind, if you see funny here, spread the smile, someone needs it
Karen
@karenfromaccoun
Brian Deaton, Baron de Fields
@BrianDeaton
Life sucks. Read a book. They call me eccentric. I don't see it. Author of #TheFertileFields book series. 🧐 https://t.co/uRP132wLc3
Pivo
@bautanist
Peers detect there's something unnameably off about him More overwhelmed by all this than he appears Avi splash by @RiotGrlErin also @bautanist.bsky.social
Deb
@ShareTheLoveMom
Adrianne Joy
@CassidyAdrianne
I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible! Trying not to let this world destroy my big soft heart. Unsure about DMs. Might chat, might not!
Cherith Brook Healing 🌻
@CheriMaki143
TBI/SA/DV Survivor▫ Victim/Patient/IEP Advocate▫ truth & justice▫ child safety & literacy▫ Black belt▫ Self-Defense Instructor▫ Hope fiend▫ Dum spiro spero.
JohnnyCaps
@tobelmann
President @ Tobelmann Energy, father to 3 daughters, soccer player, beekeeper, #amquerrying writer.
Rachie
@HodgiePodge
PhD in Genetics and Cancer Biology | Neuroscientist | Cat Mom
dolphinhumanhybrid
@motor_bungalow
eek eek eek
🇨🇦Summermama🇨🇦
@Summermama5
35yrsCreative engineer Humanity/integrity/ family NOJudgement on skin NOR culture! GTFO Trudeau! NoDM pl
Scott is recovering through positivity. 🥰
@ANonnyMoose6
Happily Married Writer of speculative horror fiction, RPG Geek, Mythical (Society) Beast. #BLM #WritingCommunity #ZombieCrew #Positivity #LGBTQAI+
Dx: Moonstruck
@moonstruckinnyc
Here I come, marching to the beat of my own dumb
MiAmo Ⓜ
@MaMikeamo
https://t.co/rRnrfBc2v2 Male,Married,Kids,House,Stuff. Like Al Bundy
Just Joshing….
@JoshuaOnTheGo
Don’t listen to me, I’m full of shite…..
🌌kristina 🌌
@inurnightdress
Alex Turner's favorite mistress/Samuel L Jackson of moms/B's snotty little muse https://t.co/FXGDC5Fus0
AdamsLR
@AdamsLR1989
Leen McBeans ꪜ
@LeenMcBeans
✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈
Ryan James
@angrybeerguy
living the dream
People’s Choice Contest
@peoplescontest
New contest every Wednesday! 12pm to 8pm Eastern. Funny tweets. Winner decided by popular vote.
Ken Andersen
@LecturerKen
Wes
@LockW7724
Kip Conlon
@kipconlon
Retired barber since 'the incident.'
Eb SmokyMtn
@EbSmokymtn
Happily Retired
designated
@guesthead
programming, games and music, d3d11