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@adamgreattweet

Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him

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DonutHawk(@StruggleDisplay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At the zoo w/ tired legs and not one mfer has offered me a piggyback ride…Being an adult is a complete carnival of crap.

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𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁(@BrickMahoney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How toddlers and cats are alike:
- they're cutest when they're asleep
- they will absolutely destroy your sofa
- they both eat out of the cat's bowl

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Mommeh Dearest(@mommeh_dearest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: *notices the tooth paste is low and buys a new tube.

Also me: *somehow makes that old tube last three more months.

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Tracie Breaux(@traciebreaux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was bullied by a cheerleader in high school and she used to tan every day so I stayed out the sun for 34 years and now I look 10 years younger than she does. WHO’S CHEERING NOW BRITTNI?

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sixfootcandy(@sixfootcandy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My husband just spent 10 minutes looking for a baseball hat that was on his head. I would have said something, except where's the fun in that?

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Village Person(@SvnSxty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Natasha Lyonne is just... free to walk around? She is responsible for creating approximately 84% of bisexual humans and they just let her 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥

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