@Duranduran50
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calendar_today06-06-2015 19:27:09
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2 hafta önce
me when i realize i still got it
Me: *being lowered into grave*My kids: Can you take us to McDonald’s?
Acceptable reasons to stop a movie:1. The house is on fire.2. To google what else that guy is in.
I was going to make an En Vogue joke, but you’re never gonna get it.
“Do you know how fast you were going?”
Mount Fuji as seen from Space
3 hafta önce
“what’s your sign?”I’m too old for this shit.
1 ay önce
reminder
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN????
Do people who run marathons realise they don’t have to?
Me being escorted out the bar by the bouncers after getting too drunk
I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
Lionel Richie is easy like Sunday morning. I’m anxiety-filled like Sunday night.
8 years ago today, we lost Prince.I'm not saying the world has gone to shit since he died, but, *gestures at everything*
I’m sitting in a London pub wearing running gear and a tinfoil cape while strangers buy me beer. Works every year. 😉🍻
[dumping jar of pennies in front of the IRS] How much not jail can I get with this many moneys?
Bursting bubble wrap until morale improves.