//I have a new Marvel account! Please follow if you have any Marvel accounts. I’d love to RP with you guys! x.com/agentoutoftime…

People often wonder how insignificant they are. As a God let me tell you. You're very insignificant.

*texts Isobelle Bond* Hows the head? You were gone last night! I don't think I've seen you that drunk since Uncle Giorgio's 70th birthday! x

*texts Christine Duchannes* First family dinner without you. It feels weird. I hope you're well. - Harry x

*On his lunch break Harry braves the idea and finally visits Christine Duchannes's shop after several months. It takes one deep breath for him -

- to make it to the counter* (Christine Duchannes)

The urge was real.

(325): This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.

In my absence I married and became widowed three times. Tragic.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary // And this is Henry's second account!! YELLING! 💕//

Percy, going in for seconds?

*Texts Thea Holmes* I fucked up, you're my girlfriend now. We're dating, having lovely sex and going on cute nights out.

*Text Thea Holmes* Quick. My ex asking for a photo of you that isn't a nude. Send me something good. x

I have arrived to spectate the Harper mating season.

(920): Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.

*Texts Thea Holmes* Are you today's date? Because you're an 11/10 *Text* That was awful but I couldn't resist.

God damn it. x.com/chrisduchannes…

He'll never love you like I can.