It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 21 May 2013). (via Twi Age 🥳)

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 21 May 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 21 May 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 21 May 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 21 May 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Today stats: No new followers, 2 unfollowers via uapp.ly

I gained 2 followers in the last week. You? Know your stats and grow with crowdfireapp.com/?r=tw

Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers via uapp.ly

Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers via uapp.ly

Today stats: No new followers, 3 unfollowers via uapp.ly

Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers via uapp.ly

Stats for the week have arrived. 4 new followers and 6 unfollowers via crowdfireapp.com/?r=tw.

Oh, dear.

In my absence I married and became widowed three times. Tragic.

This is a joke. Nobody is good enough to marry me.

*Texts Henry Bond:* London, I am inside you. *text:* Wine? I have Côtes de Rhône.

*Texts Thea Holmes* Are you today's date? Because you're an 11/10 *Text* That was awful but I couldn't resist.

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 21 May 2013). And you? TwiAge.com

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 21 May 2013). And you? TwiAge.com