What's this song everyone's talking about? WAP?

I'm starting to plant seeds to bring my garden back to life. It's bloody cold outside when watering

It snowed this week while I was out there. I thought death was coming for me.

For breakfast I ate gherkin out of the jar with my fingers AND NO ONE COULD STOP ME

"Yet" it's always "Yet" with that boy.

I'm not dead "Yet."

Is that a threat, who knows?

I was about to day "I always cook too much spaghetti" but then I realised. There is no such thing as too much spaghetti.

-Isobelle set the Anti-pasti in front of @DiAnimoGentile @FlorensDeliciae Henry Bond- Dig in!

I can't believe my own mother hasn't wished me a happy birthday. #CallOut (Isobelle Bond)

I have arrived to spectate the Harper mating season.

Am I drunk yet?

The Painting (@cashmerecrown) Read: tl.gd/n_1sqbhu2

Maybe if it rains enough I can row myself to italy.

I'm using Leo to to convince Richard to let us get a dog.

My main argument that i will annoy him less.

I think Richard said something about not letting Leo on the bed. I couldn't hear as Leo has hurried me in is fluff.

Richard keeps saying he's not keen on having Leo about, but I've seen him cuddling him and telling him he's a good boy.

I keep slipping Leo little tid bits of food while I'm cooking because I like to spoil my grandchildren.