New year, new me.

//A GOOD DAY FOR ME AND MY BOY. ;)//

Fuckin' LOVE cookies.

Good fuckin' morning! Wait.

I tolerate him too much, and too easily.

In case any of you are actually wondering, I'm not a baby sitter, I'm in accounting.

WELL, FUCK ME.

I take care of him.

We have a smartass in the room. FUCK OFF, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. x.com/_oliverstone/s…

I have arrived to spectate the Harper mating season.

(617): So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.

Harriet has me drinking coffee in the daytime. I want to fucking kill myself.

She wants me to KILL MYSELF. x.com/newsomeharriet…

TRISKAIDECCAMOTHERFUCKER

Whisky whisky, so good they named it twice!

At least now I have an excuse for not recognising my clients when they're all wearing fuckin' masks.

#SeductiveSunday

Well, fuck. Now what? I'm fucking bored.