I like to have a mirror next to my bed so the first thing I see when I roll over in the morning is myself. I'm always a sight for sore eyes.

//this is a quick ooc thing to say that if u want to rp with me please do hmu and we can start planning

You're all very boring. I'm going to poke Thor with a stick And maybe some of his avenger friends.

Just been told my style looks like "A lesbian who's in to witchcraft" Hang on I've just got to go in a killing spree.

It's a cat day for me. Leave me alone while I sleep for 12 hours.

It's funny when people pray, you think they're listening? They're too busy getting drunk and having orgies.

//I'm currently suffering really bad tech problems so replies will be delayed and I may be a bit absent.

//tech issues will be sorted tomorrow. Currently using iPod so I am at least here!!

Apparently I missed something called #mcm? You mortals are weird. I choose myself.

//Technical issues resolved!!

Now the alcohol at mortal parties may be piss poor. But I do tend to find myself enjoying the music As the youth say i often don't myself getting "lit"

My suffering is eternal. Literally. I'm fucking immortal.

//I need more people to appreciate this selfie of me being an animal crossing flower gay that is all.

I'm not used to this heat. I fear the sun may take me.

I'm incredibly nice to my friends. I don't kill them what more do you want?

I apologise for my absence recently. Everything happened at one you you're all secondary to me

VERY occasionally. She tends not to like fun or at least my type of fun. Says it's "A danger to life and wellbeing"

Bask in the glory of my toe beans

And THAT is why you're boring.