Salty Mermaid Entertainment
@saltymermaident
Life is hard. Laugh harder.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%3A%40saltymermaident 02-06-2012 21:21:25
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Barack Obama
@barackobama
Dad, husband, President, citizen.
Rodney Lacroix
@rodlacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: linktr.ee/RodLacroix | Latest Tweets: t.ly/stte | Top Tweets: bit.ly/3HTyfV5
krista pacion
@kristabellerina
Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Tweets lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
Caroline Bologna
@carolinesb
Senior reporter @HuffPost | NOLA native | @BrownUniversity alum | So lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
Deena Lang
@itsdeenalang
Relatable Adulthood + Momhood Humor
Kamala Harris
@kamalaharris
Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her.
Lindsay Holmes Brech
@lindsaygholmes
Deputy Director of Life @HuffPost, focusing on wellness, travel, tech, work & more. Mental health advocate. Proud @UCF alum. Views are my own or my mom's.
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@orangecrushable
Fantastic baby. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%…
SpacedMom
@copymama
Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses
Vidya Narayanan
@hellovidya
Co-founder, FinalLayer; Co-founder, @rizzleglobal
Coral Davenport
@coralmdavenport
I cover energy and environment policy for the New York Times. [email protected]. Also reachable on Signal and WhatsApp.
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man. So southern Duke's Mayo quoted me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
JP
@jpbrammer
Writer. Illustrator. Award-winning Joto.
Lin-Manuel Miranda
@lin_manuel
@lin_manuel on IG
Robert Knop
@fatherwithtwins
Big fan of my twin teen boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow. Insta and FB: @Fatherwithtwins
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@aoc
US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Heather Parady
@heatherparady
I share videos here but honestly more active on IG. Listen to the Podcast 👇
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@bob_janke
Non-Attorney Spokesman I write this for fun deceiverjr.blogspot.com I know who DB Cooper is
Dan Regan
@danregan_comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer ⏬️ For Business & Collab ⏬️ [email protected]
Burning Mom ⚡️
@momonfire
Hey man, I can be cool. Light on my feet. Murder in the streets. Playing Bingo at the Flamingo. I can be whatever you want.
Lurkin' Mom
@lurkathomemom
satire/comedy writer facebook.com/Lurkathomemom/
Mike Fallek
@biglilweasel
Making tons of projects from Cults to Cartoons. Like It Film Fest. WCRS Radio Host. Team #Troma
Adam Gold
@the_chai_life
⚡️ comedy producer + talent manager
Julia Brody
@juliabrody
four_boys_mom
@4_boys_mom
snapchat: momof4fellas • instagram: four_boys_mom & lauren_michelle_325 • facebook: Lauren Michelle Pruett
Mommy Owl
@mommy__owl
Ex-netflix. Former Victorian Literature Professor. @UCBerkeley Alum.
Lady Lawya
@parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | instagram.com/parkerlawyer | please send all dms to @funderlaw | twitter.com/search/from:pa…
tony ferraro
@tony_ferraro7
ugly little freak - @24hourkissclub
Ariane
@areinaphoto
Atlanta portrait and boudoir photographer here to empower womxn to embrace their beauty and uniqueness and promote self love.
The Dad
@thedad
Welcome to the club. 🔥 twitter.com/search/from:th… 🏆 twitter.com/thedad/timelin… 🎮 @thedadgaming
Hilary Hanson
@the_h_train
editor @HuffPost. | [email protected]
Neil Parmesan
@ktoab
It's says here on your resume that you've burned several clown suits deep in the woods. Tell me a little about that.
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. sarcasticmommy.com
Sara Says Stop
@petricksara
SAHM. Wife. Optimist. Maniacal.
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! linktr.ee/dadmann_walking seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
bri :)))))
@brianna010802
Insta: briannaraescott// musical.ly: same as Instagram
Trey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway twitter.com/treydayway/tim…
Raw Motherhood
@metteangerhofer
Slightly frazzled mother of three. Writer. Not a domestic goddess. Find me on Instagram: instagram.com/rawmother.hood
Annie the Nanny
@anniethenanny1
Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.
Green Tree Steamers
@greentreesteam
Cleaning Company based in San Antonio, Texas. 210-277-0424.
MumInBits
@muminbits
Can be found speaking with a British accent
Marcy G
@bunandleggings
parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Royotathon 🚘
@royotathon
idiot. one time documentary subject. Métis. he/him bsky.app/profile/royota…
intsisters
@ohbygboi
#fluxexchange crew3.xyz/c/fluxexchange… join now 🔥🔥
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Tortured by Toddlers
@torturedbytots
I’m a mom. I do mom things. That’s it.
Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
I love you but... 🤪 Seen on @huffpost @todayparents @buzzfeedparents and more! Follow me on IG @sarabellab123 Find all my tweets at the link ⬇️
let me momsplain
@letmemomsplain
Professional ass wiper with a PhD in absolutely nothing.
The Hidden Snacks Mama
@hiddensnacksma
🇨🇦 Snacks taste better when they come out of hiding 🤫 Mom of 3 Tweet muses 🐣
Jacana Mommy
@jacanamommy
Professional Mom to 7 kids. Sharing mom life and more so you can laugh with me or laugh at me 😜 Content Creator at ScaryMommy
redyellowgreendance 💃🏻
@rygdance
Mom to two hilariously quotable boys. Link to my tweets: twitter.com/search?q=(from…
snarkandlemons
@snarkandlemons
When life gives you 🍋’s it’s okay to bitch about it. User of twitter to make my IG pretty🤷♀️ Follow on IG ➡️ @snarkandlemons
Momming Glory
@momming_glory
wins and woes of motherhood Content Creator @ScaryMommy IG: @momming_glory
The Momster Club
@momsterclub
We all know what happens to Mama when she counts to 3. Instagram.com/momsterclub linktr.ee/Momsterclub
Daddy Go Fish
@daddygofish
Warning: alcohol leads to kids which leads to lots more alcohol.
Jon Stewart
@jonstewart
Rickyticky Bobbywobbin.
@djimberlake
I have a gift. And it's in the minor details. My PhD is written in crayon.
merrittalbliss
@merrittalbliss
Wifey, mombie of 2 🧟♀️, wine connoisseur, snack queen and meme enthusiast Follow me on IG @merrittalbliss
Jenn Scott Pickett
@jennscottpicket
Writer. Mother. Other -er words. Main account @saltymermaident
xFrozen Studios
@xfrozenstudios
Play Pull a Sword! roblox.com/games/13827198… Discord: dev_magia
Richard Dean
@dad_on_my_feet
If Mr. Rogers had crippling anxiety. IG: instagram.com/dad_on_my_feet/
Rizzle AI
@rizzleglobal
Revolutionizing video creation with AI-powered solutions for publishers and creators. Syndicate globally and turn your content into revenue.
Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️
@maryfairybobrry
Mom Humor, Nonverbal Autism, Adoptee Journey, Ocean
Momsense Ensues
@momsense_ensues
Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting. bsky.app/profile/shanno…
Adam Cerious
@browtweaten
high speed, aggressive, non-action. also jokes. venmo: adamcerious
The College Table
@collegetable
Capturing the beauty of college tables. Follow us on instagram.
Snarky Mommy
@snarkymommy78
venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president