Balderdash
@notdcfcboss
I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.
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Prof + Director - Tow Center for Digital Journalism, Columbia J School. Director, Guardian Media Group . bylines -assorted . @emilybell@mastodon (+ Bluesky)
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Inhabiting a liminal space. North Cornwall/London/Wherever.
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I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.
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I write about the US for DailyMail.com. Views my own. One foot in🇮🇪, one in🇺🇸 In the gutter looking at the stars.
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Mel Brooks - 'If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colourful and lively.'
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I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD...
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