Balderdash
@notdcfcboss
I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.
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Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan
@buntyhoven
'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Red Sky At Night
@redskyatnight
Ghoul about town. Caution: May contain the Devil. Also redskyatnight.bsky.social.
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@rufusjones1
Independent Talent. Just Voices. 3Arts.
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@craiguito
I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.
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@pauleggleston
I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD...
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@alexandrakuri
it was a joke. british-georgian. goth
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@twoptwips
Please listen to my awful music by following โThe Rocket Houseโ on yer usual music platforms.
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@dempster2000
Comedy writer for tv & radio & freelance contributor to Private Eye. @BAFTA Connect member
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@okeating
Your mum. (Avi - Sea Dreams by Marie Lucas Robiquet)
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@kimroebuck
Artist and Collaborator with light and colour. ๐จย ( @anthonyhorsnell )
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@vengeance13b
I hate these things. Things to know about me - Canadian - Gamer - Loves reading - Loves music - Loves Movies and watching TV
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@cluedont
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
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@kitcatk
Artist, Lyricist & Top Line writer. Winner International Song Writing Awards 2020 Silver Award. Ivors Academy member, TSA member. Contact via my website.
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@barneyfarmer
Yลซgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this bit.ly/33iyIe8 this bit.ly/2PKjMRI and that bit.ly/3v32pj8 soโฆ
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@rablivingstone
It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.
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@whoelsebutalf
You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return. Not in any Whey, Shape or form.
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@murdonicolson
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@midgetgems26
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@valnightflowers
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@rosebud825
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@haledghill
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@realclintonb
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@birmingham_81
Music, architecture, photography, design etc. Sharing my concert photos taken in Birmingham in 81/82 (hence the name). Plus other stuff I've hoarded
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@pearlylondon
My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
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@therealflups
I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
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@mocent0
W.C.Boggs & Son affiliated account.
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@mysteriosox
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@phlipmodebran
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@mrleegotsoul
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the lady with the red hair.
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@fixitjake
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@braze_t
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@hankrearden1984
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@aomlos
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@jan_lolly50748
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