When a couple decide independently that they want fish & chips that night it's called serenchippytea. Don't @ me.

man in his 40s at music festival

Luckily I have a high tolerance for annoying people because I spent half a day filtering through hundreds of clips of Gregg Wallace saying "Wow". Anyway, here's his tribute to Kate Bush.

How well do you know the classic Band Aid photo? I found Francis Rossi in 1.8 seconds! monkeon.co.uk/wheresbono

Saw the phrase "the mystery of Easter" and I assume it is why the foil which fits around a whole Easter egg doesn't then cover half of the same egg.

#dcfc #dcfcfans Two to go (hopefully)in Craig Forsyth’s testimonial season, I’d love to go up in the automatic slots for him. Not had much of a look in this season due to injuries, but great when we’ve called on him.

Ow reffari.

“What’s your favourite Madness song?”

how unlucky would you have to be as a politician to campaign in a town where the mcdonalds milkshake machine is working

It would be fun if the “hidden likes” change was reversed after a week and they all became visible again.

Just Stop Oil protestors arrive in Germany ahead of tonight's big clash with Greenpeace.

This is where Twitter is at, putting the Fash in Fashion

#ClosingCeremony

Reposting my greatest ever work. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

Sky+ commentary on Barrow v Derby sounds like they’ve bugged a fan who’s muttering to his mate. And the bug keeps cutting out. #dcfc

Russell brand is now flogging 'Magical Amulets' which provide protection from wifi signals, demons and rape charges.