I’ve got a bit of money in the bank and some spare leisure time now. I need a hobby to keep me amused. Does anyone know of any wars 1000s of miles away I could adopt and take sides in? I don’t need any detail on the history. Just send me their flag and a catchy chant.

SNP Minister Siobhian Brown MSP admits police have been inundated with time-wasting & vexatious reports. Who could possibly have predicted that? Just get the police out there doing some stop and search - solve something important - knife crime. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Well done justin webb on BBC Radio 4 Today this morning (7.16) showing up Jacqueline (Jacqui) Mckenzie selling her snake oil. So her idiot idea was that anybody who steps foot on the shore of that minority not granted asylum should be allowed to stay anyway.💪💪💪 Calais would be packed. 🤡🌍

Can everyone retweet this until, I dunno, the mainstream media might like to ask Rishi Sunak/ Penny Mordaunt why we are funding a Portuguese professor researching gay porn ABROAD and previously funded him to research how pigs are sexy? And whether Labour will do the same?

Well Jonathan Vaughters EF your girl was great chasing down riders before the final circuits. And on the final circuit. No sense for tactics, but come the last kms, just simply rode them off her wheel. 32sec in no times & not even out of breath Definition of INCREDIBLE. 🇺🇸💪💪💪💪💪💪

Keep in mind, this woman’s husband bought her EPO from me. Not a surprise French sports bureaucrats find that inconvenient. L'Équipe and others widely reported it. #doping #Paris2024

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There will not be one ounce of introspection, not a moment's hesitation in the sneering, snobbishness of the liberal elite. Take this Grand Strategist Rory Stewart who can't look 3 moves ahead in real life. Parasites.

So "Farming is an industry we could do without, the Govt should do to farming what Thatcher did to the miners"John McTernan 😵‍💫 Rachel Reeves it takes a special kind of stupid to introduce a change that both fails to remove a tax dodge & causes huge collateral damage. 💪💪💪

@RachelReevesMPyou want something to fill these black holes springing up all around us? Try knocking on a door of a regular visitor. With CPI today at 2.3% AND RPI AT 3.4%, you are reminded that the Bank of England currently have staff pensions linked to RPI 💪💪💪

Deter serious criminality by attending shoplifting incidents rather than issuing crime numbers. Do the real job you are paid to do rather than posing around the Christmas markets in your rambo outfits.

The misdirection of police resources by incompetent police managers has a more serious impact. Deter criminality by attending shoplifting incidents rather than issuing crime numbers. Do the real job rather than posing around the Christmas markets in your rambo outfits.

So let me get this right both Liz Kendall & Ed Miliband both ignored Pensions Ombudsman advice. One defied advice & gave away 1.5B£ of taxpayer money to pensioners (it likes). The other defied advice and refused to give 3.5B£ to the grieved #WASPI Campaign . 💪💪💪winning!

Terrific but highly depressing tweet. Jess Phillips

This post🔽re UK mass rape gangs. The guy has been in the Ukraine since 2022 & done some terrific reporting. J.K. Rowling Rupert Lowe MP

I have no idea who this Supertanskiii person is but they sure do appear to be a badly brought up child in an adult's body, and with a foul mouth. Anyway, another satisfied customer for today.

Well Sarah Green MP you were rightly roasted in the comments to this. Are there people around you who tell you doing stuff like this is good? If you want to serve those in your constituency you need to sack them and talk to some of those who criticised this virtue signalling.

Dorfman has run away from the argument; another satisfied customer🥸. Re % of rods released to shut down; of that minority to be electromagnetically released, the engineers at Oldbury (Magnox) stated their figures were for rapid shutdown if 25% of them entered the core.