Transport Failed London (@failedlondon) Twitter Following • TwiCopy

East Midlands Railway (EMR)

@eastmidrailway

Welcome to EMR. We run intercity trains between London and South Yorkshire via the East Midlands, and regional services throughout the East Midlands.

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Geoff Marshall

@geofftech

“If I had more time, I would have edited you a shorter video”. Transport Documentary Storytelling on Youtube : bit.ly/2TBWFsX

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BBC London

@bbclondonnews

Celebrating the people and stories that matter to our great city. 🔊 Listen to BBC Radio London @BBCSounds ➡️ bbc.london 👇 Tap the link for more

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Merseyrail

@merseyrail

Providing service information & advice 06:00–23:30 Mon to Sat & 10:00-18:00 Sun. Live service updates: rb.gy/pxnegz

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TfL

@tfl

We’re here to help you get where you’re going in London 🚶 🚲 🚇 🚌 🚠

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Bromley Council

@lbofbromley

News and events from Bromley Council. Tweets office hours. bromley.gov.uk/report

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Southern

@southernrailuk

Hi from the Southern Social team 👋! Taking you across the South Coast, London and more; we're here to help 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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Demario

@descompany

Visit #DesCompany for transport informationℹ️ and fun videos🎥

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Nathan

@nathantbatwaver

ALL views are mine and not those of any company I am employed by. Crank. Conductor in Redhill. Football, Trains, Eurovision. He/Him

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speedbird49.bsky.social

@railroadand

Highland Haulage and Fieryfighters. We play ATS, ETS 2 and AOE.

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all the buses harvey

@harveys93358222

Harvey 15 doing all the bus routes in London

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Nick Badley

@nickbadley

I don't use Twitter anymore.

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Skipping Stotts

@skippingstotts

This account documents times that Stotts buses skip out sections of the routes, stranding passengers. If Stotts didn't skip, this account wouldn't exist

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JuneGreatWestern

@junefgw

wow!

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Max

@metrolinkmax

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Department against Transport (Parody)

@depttransportuk

This account is no longer in use due to recent events.

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Northern Fail

@northernfailway

3 carriages at rush hour and staff shortages that make Lorraine Kelly look good?! Yeah, you’d better believe it. This account is purely for a giggle x

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Ross Federman (Parody)

@chrono23yt

peanut butter

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Avanti Late Coast

@avantilatec

Here at Avanti Late Coast, we want to make sure that you arrive at your destination as late as possible (maybe never) (parody/satire)

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TransPennine Distress

@tpenninedistres

We love short-notice changes to the timetable. Parody account (obviously)

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WorstGroup

@worstgroupuk

Delivering failing rail contracts and handling horrible busses. Owner of @DeptTransportUK and most rail contracts (we will get more). (Parody)

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William Connolly

@wc2512

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The Go-Away Group

@goawaygroup

Hello There, We're here to destory our buses (Parody Account)

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Lumno Fail Travel

@lumnofailtravel

Ryanair of the rails. Part of the incompetent @WorstgroupUK family. Parody Account!

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Tyne and Wear Ghettro

@my_ghettro

Real time cancellation updates. Abusive tweets will be tolerated. Live laugh love low rail adhesion! Parody account, Metro apologises

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Failsdev

@failsdev

A Transdev Parody Account. I own @KeighlateBus & @HarrocrapBus parody accounts

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Merseyfail (Parody)

@merseyfailrail

Working hard to provide a terrible rail service for Merseyside. (Parody/Satire)

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Chiltern Failways

@chilternfails

That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns. (Parody/Satire)

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Crap2Customers Fail

@crap2customers

Well it's Essex innit, what do you expect from an Essex train operator? (Parody/Satire)

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ShitachiFailENG

@shitachifaileng

At Shitachi Fail, we believe that every passenger, customer and community can love the benefits of more bumpy, diesel mobility. (Parody account)

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Office of Fail and Road

@failandroad

Failing to regulate the UK rail network but making motorists' lives easier. (Parody/Satire)

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Flamestom

@flamestom

Proud makers of the Class 180 Adelante and Class 175 Coradia. Loves trains fires. (Parody/Satire)

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High Spend 2

@highspend2

You know that High Speed rail line that's meant to connect London, Birmingham,Midlands and North?Its now a tram line between Reading and Slough (Parody/Satire)

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Heathrow Expense

@heathrowexpense

Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway. (Parody/Satire)

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Worstcoach Group

@worstcoachgroup

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Jhopz

@stagefloplondon

just a transport enthusiast who lives in the south east of london ;)

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jen on the loo

@jenontheloo

I hate parody accounts with a burning passion. Ironically, this is a parody account.

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Southern Failway

@s_failway

*Parody Account* All of our trains are cancelled, THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT IF YOU CAN'T READ DON'T GO MAD AT ME.

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TransPanini Express

@tpe_slay

buggering the Pennines since 2017. don’t expect a friendly hello! (parody)

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Network Fail

@networkfail3

Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse! (Parody/Satire)

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Hell Trains

@helltrains1

Our trains are meant to take you from London to that dump Hull, which is hell, but are always cancelled. Brought to you by @WorstgroupUK. Parody

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Thameshite

@thameshite

Failing to get commuters where they need to be, both North and South of London. Part of @GTFailway and @GoAwayGroup. Parody

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Not So Great Northern

@not_northern

The most Northerly station we serve is King's Lynn which is North according to the Tories. Also, our service is crap. Part of @GTFailway. Parody

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Later Anglia

@later_anglia

We serve the UK's version of the Netherlands. Our service was so bad that @FailedLondon took over from us. We also run the @StansaidAirport Express. Parody

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London Northwestern Failway

@lnfailway

Trying to compete with @AvantiCoast1/@AvantiLateC on who can provide the worst service. Failed to provide service to the Marston Vale Line for 11 months. Parody

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