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Want to take a picture of our Christmas tree at NetworkFailPAD, that will be £25 please.

Oh look, we hired MissGemmaCollins to film an ad with us. You know, the woman who wants to be the first female James Bond. She likely didn't research about how much of a scam we are as she's an Essex Girl. x.com/HeathrowExpres…

Heathrow Expense wishes everyone a ripped off Christmas!

Heathrow Expense wishes everyone a Merry Christmas! Here's to continuing to scam passengers on journeys to Heathrow!

Heathrow Expense is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on Transport Failed London Elizabeth Line or Piccadilly Line (which you should do anyway)

We're not even a train company apparently. Just use Transport Failed London, it won't break your bank account.

Yes! Pay £25 to travel with us during April when all other services will be cancelled due to ASLEF strike action

Our tickets are cheap!

Happy Easter! Perhaps cheap tickets on our services will return!

We're not impacted by ASLEF strike action between 7 May and 9 May 2024. Give us all your morning!

As if you didn't already have a reason to use the Elizabeth Line and not our expensive service.