Good morning this place that the Government doesn't care about, remember we are operating 2 carriage trains between London and Birmingham on major intercity routes.

Morning some random hills we have to serve for some reason, as we don't know where we have to serve, we're just cancelling everything.

We are saddened by the hate we have received, admin has decided to suspend operations on this account and will review that situation.

#BREAKING All of our loco hauled trains will be removed from service meaning that all of our trains will be formed of no more than 3 carriages. This is to fall in line with TransPanini Express/TransPennine Distress and Chaos For Wales who are removing their loco hauled trains.

Looks like we've converted the 168s to use Adelante engines now.

Chiltern Failways wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, we can't wait to continue to pollute the Chilterns!

Happy New Year from everyone at the Chiltern Failways team! Here's to continuing to pollute the Chilterns!

We can confirm that we plan to take on former Chaos For Wales 175s to bring us up to Arriva Group standards of train fires.

Services are disrupted due to a landslip at #BicesterNorth. Ticket acceptance is in place with @GWFailway so good luck!

Chiltern Failways is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on Transport Failed London Metropolitan Line.

All Arriva Group TOCs have a 1.4 star rating, its almost like Arriva Group can't run TOCs.

On April 5th, no Chiltern Fails services will run due to strike action by ASLEF, not even 165s on Birmingham-London services.

All of our services will use MK3s now!

Happy Easter! We love melted chocolate!

We're impacted by ASLEF strike action on May 8th 2024. No one cares though as everyone forgets the Chilterns exist

🚨We're charging 25p for water at Marylebone now!

Love a bit of automated responses

Delighted to announce that we will be fucking over East West Rail from later this year!